Matt Bawden Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Cos you are near What's the story morning glory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 It's always darkest just before. The Who or Dr Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Smurf Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 The Who Anyone bought a canoe for the forthcoming floods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I ordered one from Amazon but the postman turned up this morning with a Gnu. Does anyone know how buoyant they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 depends on the market. does the iom float? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 A: The ones from Africa are not very bouyant and scared of crocodiles so try to avoid water, however if it came from the amazon it's probably a plastic fake so worth a try. Q: Who is best: Harold Shipman or Fred West? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craggy_steve Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Neither, they're both dead..... Which language first introduced the concept of duck typing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman8180 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 A: Harold Shipman on the basis that he had an answer for the timebomb that is an ageing population. (Although Fred West could be handy if you needed a cheap patio) Q: Is it worth going to Tesco tonight? (For shopping, not sex.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 a pack of sex? why is Ramsey floating away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 It isn't. A pier answers can be deceptive. [sorry] Anyone for for a kelp salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 A: Harold Shipman on the basis that he had an answer for the timebomb that is an ageing population. (Although Fred West could be handy if you needed a cheap patio) Q: Is it worth going to Tesco tonight? (For shopping, not sex.......) No. Tesco closed.... Is there shia happiness on a sunni day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
credente Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Only if there is lamb on the menu Has Quilp been studying TJ's posts and learning to ignore questions? [posts 57 & 58] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Only if there is lamb on the menu Has Quilp been studying TJ's posts and learning to ignore questions? [posts 57 & 58] A-ha! Maybe the doc's been on the nitrous Kelp salad? Er... No ta.... Q: Is it ok to laugh at Bernard Manning's jokes...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 they are better than mine ! why did the zebra cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 To avoid the cannabis smoking, lycra clad pavement cyclist with the lights on STUN. Whatever happened to queefs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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