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  1. Glad the cold spell here is over. 20 degrees C. Brr,,,,nearly had to get a jumper out.

    1. ScotsAlan

      ScotsAlan

      Yup. It was 29 degrees here Thursday..... but it's dropped to 15 today. So the fleece is on....

       

    2. Amadeus

      Amadeus

      Back to 31 now. Much better!

    3. woolley

      woolley

      If you say so. Prefer a bit of cool fresh air myself.

  2. It's so hot here today, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.'

    1. ScotsAlan

      ScotsAlan

      If the pet animals are anything like they are in southern China, they were probably stopping every few steps to scratch the fleas lol.

  3. Ich nehme mir die Zeit Auf die Dächer der Stadt zu gehen. Dem Leben zuzusehen. Still zu stehen. Alles wirkt so klein Unscheinbar entfernt und weit. Das Leben pulsiert hier Weit weg von mir. Ich lehne mich zurück. Und genieße dieses Glück.

  4. Metro Manila temperature hit 36.6ºC at 2pm today (hottest day of 2012 so far)

  5. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

    1. ScotsAlan

      ScotsAlan

      We may find out in 200 years time if that is true.

       

  6. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

  7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  8. It's so hot here today, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs..

  9. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words.

  10. Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

  11. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

    1. Mission

      Mission

      Nappies - we're not American. :)

  12. Ang Pilipinas ay magandang bansa.

  13. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

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    2. Stavros

      Stavros

      absentem laedit cum ebrio qui litigat

    3. Amadeus

      Amadeus

      bibamus, moriendum est!

    4. Stavros

      Stavros

      Corripe Cervisiam!

  14. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Highway Code. At least it definitely is here...

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    2. wheels

      wheels

      To quote Victor Meldrew I don't believe it!

    3. Amadeus

      Amadeus

      Allow me to demonstrate

    4. Nitro

      Nitro

      That's mental!

  15. Today's Weather: 29°C Mostly Sunny, Wind: W at 10 mph, Humidity: 66%

    1. wheels

      wheels

      Just like that here in Douglas NOT

  16. Binnenschifffahrtsstrassenordnungsberufssicherheitschefbeauftragter is a very long German word

    1. Nosferatu
    2. wheels

      wheels

      But what does it mean?

    3. Amadeus

      Amadeus

      Chief inland waterway transport work safety representative, or something like that

  17. Today's Weather: 29°C, Humidity: 70%, European: Not used to this anymore

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