Mr. Sausages
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Yeah, I bet all those scientists who had 'evidence' that the Nazis could be trusted feel really silly now...
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This week: The Dark Crystal. Fond childhood memories, I must have been an idiot as a child. Crap. 1/10 Rise of the Footsolider. Excellent. 8/10 Watchmen. Boring, crap story, but a couple of grousome scenes that will stick in my mind forever. 3/10
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Golf ball filmed at 70,000 frames per second.
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Last film I saw was Vase de Noces. I can't really say if it was any good or not because my soul died.
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Eminem vs Sacha Baron Cohen at the MTV awards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTBVlWHByu8
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Q: How do you get 5 elephants in a mini? A: You can't! Elephants are too big!
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Q: What did the pub landlord say when the minor bird asked for a whiskey? A: No, we don't serve birds, and you're too young anyway!
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Q: What do you call a man having a heart attack? A: An ambulance!
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Knock knock! Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf Hitler!
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This is the Isle of Man. Last film I saw: Tyson. He's obviously not stable, and not a nice man, but there's something fascinating about Mike Tyson. This is just him sat on a sofa talking about his life. You don't hear the interviewer, or the prompting, it's just him. And it's fascinating. Up there with King of Kong as one of the best documentary films.
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I hope that's not his death. It's horrible if it is.
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Indiana Jones. Don't bother.
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I don't watch this rubbish, but they've been going on about it all day on Radio 5 so I had a nosey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY Shallow people laughing at an ugly woman. 21 million hits in a week.
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Judge people on what they do, not what they say. What have the Sefton group done?
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Sausage Pony prompts 999 calls
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Kennel explosion kills 17 dogs Hot Dogs Including Martha Stewart's chow puppy
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Man finds lost mobile phone inside fish
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I just watched the King of Kong. I tried to persuade a lady to watch it with me, but I wasn't really able to sell the idea of watching a documentary about geeks trying to get high scores on arcade games. It was, rather surprisingly, ace.
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In fact is seems that they're sometimes advertised as "mobility scooter / golf cart"
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Are you sure it was a mobility scooter, and not one of these?
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Tiger having sex with a rottweiler.
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Improv Everywhere Some of the highlights:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PsB8HuRLiA...feature=related