Pat Ayres

Pub lunches, anyone see the programme last night, 'Rogue Restaurants', what a mess those kitchens were. I've actually eaten at the Black Lion, I feel sick. Best place for food on the island has to be the Port Erin chippy. I try to do a meal every Sunday, just for me and the boys so they get a decent meal at least once a week. Thing is I always end up with the pots.

Bombay Bad Boy and he doesn't look at all like his avator.

So it's an accident hot spot, blame the roundabout and not the numpties that can't drive and keep bumping into each other. FFS why must we spend huge amounts of money on roads when there are people out there needing real benefits out of society. Close a nursery school or a 'special' school but straighten out a bend or re-build a roundabout to "ease congestion" when government policy dictates all commerce will happen in Douglas, meaning traffic of proportions that weren't envisaged when the roads were first built is forced to enter a tin pot town via a network of tin pot roads at the same time every day! Get off your fat arses and learn to negotiate roundabouts properly you useless bastards and spend money on the needy, not the speedy.

How did you know, did he have ANS on his shirt???????????? I could tell you but, then I'd have to kill you.

My baby Harley was tucked up yesterday as I was busy ferrying Jools about the island. When you do see me out on it there is an imprint of a Doctor Marten boot on the tank, pretty unique for a hog, I think.

I knew who you were Ans, just thought I should keep my head down. Ta for the lift. If I thought you took any of this stuff seriously I would have got the first in while your hands were full of filing cabinet, I'm not that much of a gentleman.

And maybe Richard Falk could give us a breakdown of expenses paid to councillors in Worthing at the same time?

Is it not a pun on the tamagochi craze of some time ago? 'Gotta get them all' or something like that. I thought it was you being quite clever, obviously not then.

Sorry mate, the Allegro has been on my parking space for 3 months with a broken exhaust and flat battery. The car you saw is a white and black vinyl roof Austin Vanden Plas, basically a flash Allegro. I wish mine was as good as that though.

Always doing that, I know I parked outside your shop the other day but that was going to the chinese and I think it was dark, I did a couple of laps on the bikes as well, time just flies by when I'm enjoying myself. I saw Mission in his shop, and foxtrotlima in the co-op

Which one though?

I like shopping at Missions as well, never been acosted by him though. 'Cheap as Chips', definitely worth a visit.

that'll be scouse then

You aren't alone, you have family. One up on me. Don't think about it like that, enjoy the freedom. I'm a bloke by the way, so don't take any notice of what I say.

Luckily I don't know anyone on this forum personally. I do enjoy the chat about model boats etc.