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But Music Technology is a great way for non musical people to pretend they are in fact, musical. Although if the Taliban get their way there will be NO music in the whole world, and therefore no need for the technology. Not even military bands and that.

I think he had something more hands on in mind.

What is that? And do I have one?

It's not that incredible. It just looks like a snooker ball. A far more impressive photo is that one from the seventies, you know the tennis player snapped from behind. The one who didn't even have any knickers on! I know, it was amazing........... You've got to hand it to The Almighty.........

Maybe it's a repeat.

One suspects this is your driving force. Your ego can scent a residency.

Nope. (Although I haven't seen it)

If you don't cook it soon you'll probably be right.

Animals?? Sod 'em...........

My house - my rib of beef is legendary.

Because farmers who sold livestock in Market Street around the corner would apparently tie their working dogs up outside while getting hammered inside.

I have a rather nice painting of this pub by John Halsall. I never went there myself though, wasn't it full of druggies?

Strictly speaking that's what I said back in the summer.

Poor people don't deserve teeth.

Spot the paedophobe,lol.....