Bananaman

You Pooftah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb4XH_D23sk&feature=player_embedded

ooooH AHHH doo ate gossip

As long as (especially milb) those two are still knocking about and the Central has the 30~? year old pictures of the Lamb's Navy rum girls on their walls - all is right with the world. I'm feeling kind of homesick now. Just need grumpy Rog after a hard day on the trams and I'm there.

I bought Shakey's old leather jacket. Paid well over the odds and once it was cleaned up and re-lined. What an ace retro jacket and then worth the money. Had a lot of time for Shakey. Is he still about? Shirt off his back - nah! Is Milb still knocking around Ramsey? Second to last time I saw Milb he had just had half of one of his ears bitten off, second time he was in a wheelchair

The Dogs ate my Father, my mother beheaded Hearrrrrrrrrrr the lamentationnnnnn of the women! Ain't the internet brill. Conan, the musical.

At-At day afternoon gotta love artistic types with far too much time on their hands. Brilliant stuff

Phantom traffic jams

That was one of them - that was just silly, silly to the point of wrecking the film for me. Why did they have to do that? Another one was the first job Will James did. He was dropped off miles from the bomb and he dropped the smoke grenade. A distraction WTF? He then walked past non EOD teams. Sorry that's just proper bollocks. The next of many many stupidities was the taxi driver. Pffftttttt! Do you really think that would happen with a load of Yank grunts? With guns? That was in the realms of a stupid. Arnie or van Damme film that pile of daft. Deffo not an Oscar. I was really expecting something along the lines of Saving Private Ryan or even Schindler's List but this film was really no better and in a lot of places worse than Over There which at least showed a bit of humanity (at it's most base and also at it's highest) but not having the budget. I know I'm sounding a bit like nit picking but you would have thought that a little more reality could have been put in the film. Band of Brothers was an amazing series but even so the bloody americans had to put a bit in there to make the Brits look a bit slow. Do you know what that bit is?

Watched Hurt Locker a few days ago. What a bag of shite! Why do the bloody stupid american film makers feel they have to be-little the British Isles and our incredible armed forces? Ggaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Anyone who has ever served will know the bit that really really shits on what could be a really mediocre film. What a load of bollocks!

Fatbloke rule Number 2: Do not trust your sandwich near me! Bastids cry out to be eaten, devoured and enjoyed!

Silence! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZVfyQyu9RY...player_embedded Brilliant stuff!

Bernard Cribbins, Right Said Fred Lego;

That's brill

Yeh, it was just me and me mate banging tunes off each other, we ended up with this tonight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY--_tfeIrk Ace

I love YouTube, I've gone from; to How brill can that be?

Take that God Symphony of Science Brill!

Coming to America Alderaan Brilliant stuff. Ahaaaaaa!

Gravity - not just for us Homo Sapiens

Never thought droplets of water could be so fantastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5bsQ_YDYCI

Too much time on their hands Rather brill though

Lots of swear words with this one If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime tv, I'm going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!! Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!! That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code.

My mate text me last night in the early hours of the morning. He said he'd had enough of life, and just wanted it to end. I text back saying "Yeh, it's definitely not as good as the other David Attenborough series, but couldn't this have waited till the morning." He didn't text back so I think he got the message.

That's brill. Reminds me a little of Westworld's Sonic Boom Boy.

Theoretically - this tune should make me vom. But it don't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqrMd5y7QXQ Gahhh! Hate it and love it

Wasn't expect that Amadeus! I'm Ray Gardner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6mGfqJAt0s