John Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Could I be remade with a bigger...... *brain People only generally use 10% of the brain they have John, or if they stand for council 2.5%, with the other 7.5% self-labotomised. It's a scientific fact dontyaknow. I'm currently working in the shed on a project that will use all that spare brain space as data storage, which will save people quite a few quid buying extra disks for their computer. If you'd like to participate in the project John you first have to test to see if your brain is appropriate - *you can test that by sucking on a live kettle lead - and if your eyes light up then we'll take you on. * Disclaimer - sucking a live kettle should only be undertaken by adult councillors, and viewers of Big Brother, Dancing on Ice and the X-factor Is it supposed to hurt so much Albert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 sorry but that old 10% of the brain phrase is a pub myth, people use 100% of their brain possibly not all at one time but it is all needed. this myth may have come from a misinterpretation of a quote which stated that the human race had the potential for great intelligence but that only 10% of those that had it were using it. some people credit this or something similar to Einstein. Damn! - all that effort down the shed, and now back to the drawing board! Now I'll have to see if there's any leeway left in my other inventions - the flying alarm clock and flux combobulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lao Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Damn! - all that effort down the shed, and now back to the drawing board! Now I'll have to see if there's any leeway left in my other inventions - the flying alarm clock and flux combobulator. put me down for 2! and it's not all a waste after all if local council expect a 7.5% lobotomy perhaps your work could be used for MHKs who must have to lobotomized a considerably larger amount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Damn! - all that effort down the shed, and now back to the drawing board! Now I'll have to see if there's any leeway left in my other inventions - the flying alarm clock and flux combobulator. put me down for 2! and it's not all a waste after all if local council expect a 7.5% lobotomy perhaps your work could be used for MHKs who must have to lobotomized a considerably larger amount! Is that like a full nelson, sounds rather painfull..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 and it's not all a waste after all if local council expect a 7.5% lobotomy perhaps your work could be used for MHKs who must have to lobotomized a considerably larger amount! Sorry, I'm an inventor not a miracle worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 He says he can now follow white lines on the road, and even sort socks, using the bionic eye, known as Argus II. Good on him! He's reached the visual acuity level of the average 20 year old Manx driver. Ahead of them in sorting socks though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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