Man Arrested After Weekend Graffiti Outbreak

[aimeejulia]

My wife was driving through Baldrine this afternoon and saw a man stood by a white van painting another place name on a wall. This guy needs to get a life

I hope it wasn't 'Free the Baldrineans', that's the last thing we need right now. We all know what happened when they last let out the FoxedAliens.

 

you'll probably need to show your passport next to go into the great city of douglas

[ccm]

"The Glorious Day", which the group had always been plotting, saw Mannin Seyr 'liberate' a Scorpion tank and use it to invade the Houses of Keys, only to find the place empty due to a Tynwald recess. During the nationalists 'annual manoeuvres' at Blue Point, Orry, Boosh, Artie and Joughin decide to camp down after an evening of heavy drinking, unbeknown to them that they are in the middle of a military live firing area. During the night, the Army hold an exercise, and the Scorpion is 'abandoned' by its crew after being declared "knocked out". Upon discovery by Orry and his comrades, Orry comes up with his revolutionary plan. Joughin states that he learned to drive a Scorpion during his time in the Territorial Army, at which point the lads steal it and drive it back to Doolish. On return, they hide it in Mark Kermode's garage. Mark comes home from work and opens the garage door to park his car. Curious as to the purpose of the Scorpion parked amongst the garden tools, he climbs down inside and accidentally steps on the mg fire button. The result is that their neat garden is raked with heavy machine-gun fire, narrowly missing his wife Florence who is hanging out the washing but with the resultant annihilation of their garden gnomes.

[theambo]

Someones making money out of it as I have seen T shirts with the accused's face on on in the style of the iconic Che picture down south. £10 a pop I understand