Tweek Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Mine will probably be this year... My girlfriend went and dumped me, From her life I am now banned, Which is why I write this card to thee, My favourite right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 A hand written rhyme in a commercial card my daughter received a couple of years ago. When all my life is sad and blue, When it seems nothing will do, When all my futures have just gone, I think of you with nothing on! There was no little unrest in our household for several weeks after THAT came! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I actually gave this as a card one year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOMRS97 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I actually gave this as a card one year... He looks like a certain Mr Profumo - presumably he had no luck with Gladys, hence the subsequent scandal? (Older readers only will get this one....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue The remainder of this message has been censored by HMP Broadmoor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey boy Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I love you very very much I think you're really neat And while I have still got a face You'll always have a seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentbob Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You dumped me last year Now its me that is laffin I have sent you this card And its dusted with Sarin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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