Lonan3 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 "Do you love me?" "Yes." "How much?" Most men will have been on the receiving end of that question - and its a killer, isn't it? I eventually found the perfect answer: "More than yesterday, not as much as tomorrow." That, therefore, is the personal message that will go onto the card I send my wife. What will you write to your partner or secret love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yiman Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 You don't know who I am, Isn't it funny that I sent this card with pictures of bunnies on it? I'm a sad fuck with the IQ of a wart, Please love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I hope you love me as much as I love you I have your cat in my bedroom Sorry but it died three weeks ago I know where you work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxman8180 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Here's your flowers. Now down on your knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I rarely lol. I'm lolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moghrey Mie Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I rarely lol. I'm lolling. I got this one a few years ago. Forsooth! Might I come hither and be thy Valentine? Surely you wouldn't turn away a knight on a dog like this! With illustration of charging knight seated on dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTaxPayer Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I eventually found the perfect answer: "More than yesterday, not as much as tomorrow." Christ, I dread to think what some of the earlier imperfect answers were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I don't know Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue I’m a Schizophrenic And so am I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey boy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 roses are red violets are blue silence is golden duct tape is sliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hedgehog Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue Rohypnol is colourless *THUD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are white But I died them red with cat blood because I couldn't afford roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I don't know Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 roses are red Wotsits r cheesy u play hard to get but ur mom was easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Roses are red Violets are twisted Bend over love You're about to get f!sted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennybrew Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 You were so distant Now we're as one Thanks to some duct tape And a glue gun or Oh my love how you remind me of the sea Not for being amazing, powerful and dramatic No, you remind me of the sea my darling Because when I’m close to you I feel sick or Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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