Mr Bear Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 That's actually an idea for a product. Saddle-plugs. Basically saddles with butt-plugs on them that help retain the riders like the bucket-seats in sport cars. Obviously they would only be available in lurid day-glo colours and would be VERY expensive as they would be for professional cyclists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 I've been perfecting a butt-plug with a hole through the centre. With the right amount of gas pressure and plenty of sphincter control I'm able to fart out the opening notes of the theme tune to 'Gone With The Wind'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bear Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 Does it have the ability to retain a Kazoo to make it more versatile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 I've been perfecting a butt-plug with a hole through the centre. With the right amount of gas pressure and plenty of sphincter control I'm able to fart out the opening notes of the theme tune to 'Gone With The Wind'. Reminds me of :- There was a young fella from Cheam who could fart God save the Queen when he came to victorious happy and glorious his arse wasn't fit to be seen ........I'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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