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Mr. Sausages Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 https://www.deanwood.im/residential/for-sale/onchan/62-lhon-vane-close-im3-3ba-ddp05750/ “This Detached Turn Key Dormer Bungalow epitomizes comfort and convenience. Perfectly situated, it boasts a prime location proximate to shops, reputable schools, and essential amenities, ensuring a lifestyle of ease and accessibility. Step inside to discover two generously sized reception rooms, ideal for hosting gatherings or unwinding in style. Adjacent lies a charming large conservatory, beckoning you to bask in natural light and relish tranquil moments. The heart of the home, a modern fitted kitchen, awaits culinary adventures, while a convenient downstairs w/c adds practicality to daily living. Ascend to the upper level to find two double bedrooms adorned with built-in wardrobes and ample eaves storage, offering both functionality and elegance. Admire breathtaking distant sea views that promise to captivate and inspire. A family shower room completes this level, combining functionality with contemporary design. Outside, a double garage and driveway beckon, providing off-road parking for two cars, ensuring convenience for residents and visitors alike. The south-facing front patio invites alfresco dining and relaxation, perfect for soaking up the sun and enjoying moments of serenity.” 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moghrey Mie Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Another vision from the Chamber of Commerce and IOM Government. https://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/skills-strategy-hopes-to-tackle-significant-skills-shortage/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 21 hours ago, Mr. Sausages said: https://www.deanwood.im/residential/for-sale/onchan/62-lhon-vane-close-im3-3ba-ddp05750/ “This Detached Turn Key Dormer Bungalow epitomizes comfort and convenience. Perfectly situated, it boasts a prime location proximate to shops, reputable schools, and essential amenities, ensuring a lifestyle of ease and accessibility. Step inside to discover two generously sized reception rooms, ideal for hosting gatherings or unwinding in style. Adjacent lies a charming large conservatory, beckoning you to bask in natural light and relish tranquil moments. The heart of the home, a modern fitted kitchen, awaits culinary adventures, while a convenient downstairs w/c adds practicality to daily living. Ascend to the upper level to find two double bedrooms adorned with built-in wardrobes and ample eaves storage, offering both functionality and elegance. Admire breathtaking distant sea views that promise to captivate and inspire. A family shower room completes this level, combining functionality with contemporary design. Outside, a double garage and driveway beckon, providing off-road parking for two cars, ensuring convenience for residents and visitors alike. The south-facing front patio invites alfresco dining and relaxation, perfect for soaking up the sun and enjoying moments of serenity.” I'll translate... Single storey house with a dodgy half-height upwards extension slap bang in the middle of a school catchment area with a local shop that sells pies and sausage rolls to rowdy kids at lunchtime. There is a living room and a dining room where you can get pissed alone or with your mates. There is an attached greenhouse that is unusable at all times of the year, it has a kitchen and toilet just off it in case you need a shit while cooking tea. Upstairs there are two very poky bedrooms with sloping rooms where you're guaranteed to hit your head while scrabbling around in the so called built in wardrobes trying to reach your shoes at the back. With something only slightly less powerful than the Hubble telescope on a clear day you might be able to see the sea. There is a shower to hose down the kids. It has a black sink. The garage is full of crap left over by the previous occupants, so you have to park your cars outside. On two or maybe as many as three days a year the weather will be good enough to eat your take away pizza outside. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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