A special memory of my very first day at Ballakermeen
I don't know how it works now, but in those days your exam results determined which form you went into. The top form was 1S, then 1A, 1L and so on, spelling out SALUTEX.
All the new boys were gathered into the hall and 'Hitler' Holroyd, the deputy Head started reading ou the names of those were in 1S - his own form. They were then removed bu someone to their form room. Then he began reading the list of 1A.
I believed that I'd done reasonably well in the exams, so I was quite disappointed when my name hadn't been called.
After he'd gone through the 1L list I was definitely getting a bit twitchy.
There was still no sign of my name being called for 1U oe even 1T... and when it didn't appear in 1X I was in the depths of despair.
Finally, he read out 1X (at least one former MHK was in that lot!) but I still hadn't been called and so, once they'd left, I remained on my own in the hall.
I will never forget the sight of Holroyd peering over the top of the lectern at me, shaking his head slowly, and muttering: "There's always one.... there's always one!"
As it turned out, I was in 1S - Holroyd's form! Talk about setting off on the wrong foot!