Uhtred

Fair enough.

Moderators - is it perhaps time's up for 'Ann'?

Perhaps he thinks they’re a dead loss, or rather, a dead preserved.

No doubt she has a hand in Glover.

Ironic indeed that it’s a term derived from political activity in Ireland and reflects an Irish Gaelic word for ‘brigand’.

That’s the fucking Swiss in a nutshell.

Sadly I can’t fault that. It really is the most shocking indictment of Manx politics isn’t it?

If you do that pal me n’the boys will pop round to explain voting to you. We’ll start with proportional representation. As in, a proportion of you will be represented by the smears on your kitchen wall.

The absence of stuttering, script mangling dunce Quayle from the airwaves is a most welcome relief however. The real illustration of what a trial it was listening to his toe-curlingly awful presentation is the beauty of the silence.

If anyone is reckless enough to deliver this shite to our household there are several team members here primed to deliver a sound arse kicking.

Not that it’s a unique situation, but Douglas South isn’t blessed with the greatest choice of candidates is it?

You may find you wish you hadn’t thrown that boomerang.

She’s only half the hat.

As somebody lately said there’s no such thing as ‘English US’. Only English and mistakes.

Are you aware of the ‘fact’ that strawberries are the only fruit with the seeds on the outside? ‘Only one’…yeah, right. We all know that fruit have the seeds on the inside. Who are they trying to kid? Strawberry seeds are actually nano processors that then circulate in your blood making you shop for M&S food more frequently than you need to. And it’s really expensive. It’s all a conspiracy created by ‘Big Grocery’ to control the international money supply and make us eat chives n’stuff from weird places like Chile and Bedfordshire. I know this to be true as I saw a video about it on YouTube that MI6 and GCHQ tried to take down because the guy from Broadmoor (I think that’s a conspiracy-busting website) who made it, said so.

That was on my Radar, Love.

True - but he left before they recorded the album to form his own ensemble ‘Packed with Tat’.

They were a late 60s prog rock trio comprising of P. J. ‘Wanker’ Smithson (keyboards), Richard Head (drums) and ‘Lord’ Steve Clueless (guitar). They recorded on the ‘Conspiracy’ label but were dropped after their debut album ‘Don’t Buy This, It’s Shit’ (which gave rise to their only single ‘Turgid’) bombed.

Do fairies have tails?

This should be a wake up call to all of us as to the nature of those calling the shots in government. Quayle is going - North Douglas make sure that you do the right thing and empty his malignant puppet at the same time.

Dr. Ranson's CV as set out in the news article of February 2020 announcing her arrival is most impressive. And at no point does she appear to have fucked up the acquisition of a chewing gum cleaner.

Sinister in the extreme.

Whereas, henceforth, it’s likely to be fairly difficult for Manx Care to hide behind DHSC, in terms of the reverse I predict it will fast become the default. Politically and functionally.

Nothing so starkly illustrates the irrelevance and hopelessness of Tynwald as the complete no-mark now occupying the Presidency. A colourless, talentless, two dimensional tat salesman, for the equivalent ‘national’ assembly. Just awful.

Absolutely - the biggest conspiracy of them all is organised religion.