What the fuck is Sunak playing at anyway? He's giving everyone a wad of cash irrespective of need. Crazy. There's a campaign getting going for those with a conscience to donate their share if they don't need it to someone who does.
I pondered getting one of those, but then I worried about eating pizzas all the time and becoming morbidly obese. Or putting it in the garage next to the bread machine. I do love pizza though.