thelegend Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 tell me your funny jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 tell me your funny jokes. Do you mean, as opposed to the ones in the 'Jokes' section of the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubar Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 tell me your funny jokes. Government/council employees calling themselves workers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kali the Destroyer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Manxforums.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Knock knock! Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf Hitler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Q: What do you call a man having a heart attack? A: An ambulance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whimsy Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 So I went to the butcher and said, "Can I have a pound of kidlies? He said, "Don't you mean kidneys?" "That's what I said, didilie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Q: What did the pub landlord say when the minor bird asked for a whiskey? A: No, we don't serve birds, and you're too young anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Q: How do you get 5 elephants in a mini? A: You can't! Elephants are too big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Man walks into a bar , falls to the ground clutching the large bump on his head "OW that hurt" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A DOZEN UNIVERSAL TRUTHS A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalisations are false, including this one. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Death is hereditary. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither of them works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the english channel ? Clever Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarroo.ushtey Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 How do you get 12 Manxies in a mini car? Promote the driver and the rest will crawl up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlad Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 How do you get 12 Manxies in a mini car? Promote the driver and the rest will crawl up his arse. dont forget his polo shirt ,fleece and dayglo jacket with the title of "driver" printed on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazir Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 A man walks into a bar... ...his alcohol dependency is destroying his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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