bluenose 52 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Whats yellow and sleeps 3 Highways Board Wagon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 (edited) sorry, replied to wrong thread Edited September 16, 2009 by Cliff Hazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Britain used to be an Empire with an Emperor at the top... Then it became a Kingdom with a King at the top.... Now it's a country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells to his dad, "Hey, dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "Son, I'm er, filling your mother's tank." Johnny replies, "Wow, she must go through a lot of stuff, cos the postman only filled her this morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mollag Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Police were called to Glasgow central station after reports of approximately 200 people being stuck to the ceiling and walls They believe someone detonated the first 'no more nails' bomb. Was walking by the fridge earlier when I thought I heard a Bee Gees song coming from it. Turns out it was just the chives talkin'. A little boy is standing in Shoprite Ramsey crying his eyes out & the security guard walks over to him... "What's wrong soul ?" - "I can't find my mummy" "No problem, we'll find her. Now, what 's mummy like?" "Big cocks and Bacardi breezers" Edited September 22, 2009 by mollag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 My mate text me last night in the early hours of the morning. He said he'd had enough of life, and just wanted it to end. I text back saying "Yeh, it's definitely not as good as the other David Attenborough series, but couldn't this have waited till the morning." He didn't text back so I think he got the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Lots of swear words with this one If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime tv, I'm going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!! Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!! That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 fuuuuck cunt shiiit fuuuuuck cock arssssse shiiiiit tit waaaaank nob boooob arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arowana Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 On 5/30/2009 at 1:00 AM, Mr. Sausages said: Q: What do you call a man having a heart attack? A: An ambulance! lol Q: what do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 14 hours ago, Arowana said: lol Q: what do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: a stick Are you 4 years old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) Two Bishops in a bath, one says to the other, "where's the soap?" the other replies, "oh yes it does doesn't it!" Edited August 25, 2021 by quilp Att: Sir Ken Dodd, Villa Marina c1975. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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