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Put The Capo Down Please. In Fact, Just Bin It.


Pierrot Lunaire

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Do you, or anyone else wittering on about capo's and their uses, even play the fucking guitar?

 

No? I thought not...

 

It's like wondering why a drummer uses triplets and paradiddles.

 

Because they make all the difference to tone and attack.

Yes, and I don't use a capo.

 

I think you're wrong if you think a guitarist uses a capo for tonal or musical reasons. It's purely for ease of playing, or for transposing a song if you have a singer with a different range etc. Tone and attack are controlled by picking technique, picking position (near the bridge or the neck), pick-up choice, electronics... Capo doesn't come into it.

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That's because you're not a musician....

 

And clearly neither are you. Are you a drummer.... ? ; ))

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

 

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

The knocking speeds up.

 

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

"Hey, how about trying one of my songs?"

 

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dashboard of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

 

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.

 

Sorry - irresistible.

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How do you know if it's a singer at the door?

 

He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in....

 

What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

 

You only have to punch the information once into the drum machine....

 

Yeah, Yeah, heard them all....whatever.gif

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Showing off time again ... Weee are going to see System 7 & Rovo soon, in London, pffffffft "in your face" to guitar music, capos and everything else. My favourite song from the phoenix album is Scramble (I did have a little "This is ace who is it?" a couple of weeks ago but as I have already crowned it as my favourite song of all time ever, thats ok)...I cannot wait. proper music, proper musicians and proper sound men, exciteeeeeeed.

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"Just bin it..."

 

ER, don't think so. Yer man here talks about playing chords in the higher register with a capo and how much ''brighter'' the sound is tonally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, as Zappa said, 'Shut Up And Play Yer Guitar'.

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Well, a capo does lower the overall action of the strings, thus making it easier to make a clean chord, so I agree.

Acoustic without capo sounds infinitely better than one with a capo (unplugged) but I also agree I capo some songs so I can sing it, 1 fret out can make all the difference between a well performed song and a lacklustre one.

There is always an exception......

 

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This is the most retarded conversation since the Manxbands days.

 

It's along the lines of chastising bass players for using a pick, Trumpet players using an Eb instead of a Bb instrument.

 

It's simply another technique. Some people abuse it, Some people use it to great effect.

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