kevster Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs. 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes. 2 to post that this forum is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug forum. 27 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum. 16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs. 12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy. 4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ. 16 to post "F". 44 to ask what is a "F"? 1 snowflake to say it's unfair on trans or gender neutrals and have not been properly accommodated in spark plug traditional male female models postings 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs". 14 to post photos of spark plugs they own. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 to say that it doesn't matter because spark plugs will not be available after Brexit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojomonkey Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 to post a gazillion Youtube videos to prove the existence of the spark plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 to say that spark plugs are flat. 1 to say that spark plugs don't actually exist. 2 (at least) to say absolutely nothing about spark plugs but to aggressively question each other's parentage, intelligence, mental balance etc. over several pages, and then accuse each other of also being several other posters. Usually during the hours of drinking darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 At least one to say 'it's your battery fella' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 6 to reminisce about how much better spark plugs were before all the comeovers and the finance industry arrived. 1 to ask if the rest of us remember the great spark plug shortage of 1947 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevster Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 to tell us how much better Cornish spark plugs are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 /Gets told at next car service that 'we had to change your spark plugs, that'll be £224 plus VAT.' It's a diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/15/2019 at 10:56 AM, kevster said: 1 to change the spark plug and to post that spark plug has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing spark plugs and how the spark plug could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing spark plugs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing spark plugs. 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "spark plug" is an electrical device threaded into the cylinder of an internal-combustion engine to ignite the fuel mixture by producing timed sparks between electrodes. 2 to post that this forum is not about spark plugs and to please take this discussion to a spark plug forum. 27 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use spark plugs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum. 16 to debate which method of changing spark plugs is superior, where to buy the best spark plugs, what brand of spark plugs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different spark plugs. 12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the spark plug controversy. 4 to suggest that posters request the spark plugs FAQ. 16 to post "F". 44 to ask what is a "F"? 1 snowflake to say it's unfair on trans or gender neutrals and have not been properly accommodated in spark plug traditional male female models postings 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 3 to say "do a Google search on spark plugs before posting questions about spark plugs". 14 to post photos of spark plugs they own. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.... About two dozen. We are all one person according to TSOS, so just one spanner will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 18 hours ago, dilligaf said: About two dozen. We are all one person according to TSOS, so just one spanner will do. And we all know who the spanner is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 the one with jaw ache ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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