GD4XXX Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Hi all, When - not if - we get our first case on the island, can some kind soul please let me know. I just want to give the sufferer concerned a big hug and a kiss, get infected myself and get it all over with. All the time I thought there was going to be a sharp peak, I was prepared to isolate myself and avoid all human contact for up to 8 weeks, but now they're moving to tactics that will spread the outbreak out over a year or more.... I can't face staying out of circulation that long - who the hell can? So please PM me. I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On The Bus Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, GD4XXX said: Hi all, When - not if - we get our first case on the island, can some kind soul please let me know. I just want to give the sufferer concerned a big hug and a kiss, get infected myself and get it all over with. All the time I thought there was going to be a sharp peak, I was prepared to isolate myself and avoid all human contact for up to 8 weeks, but now they're moving to tactics that will spread the outbreak out over a year or more.... I can't face staying out of circulation that long - who the hell can? So please PM me. I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks. Coronavirus parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Yet another viral thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, GD4XXX said: I may even offer a cash reward for a successful infection. Thanks. Try Jane in Peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4XXX Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Albert Tatlock said: Try Jane in Peel. Er, I'm talking about Coronavirus here, Bert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 No need for another thread, especially not a clickbaity one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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