mojomonkey

The US election system is pretty bonkers but it sure is interesting and great fodder for the internet.

Brilliant, didn't take long

Fucking mental. That's crying out for a dance remix though.

Surely he's the best loser, there's never been a better loser, all the experts are amazed at how great a loser he is, he has an amazing understanding of losing, etc.

Team Trump is getting desperate now. Eric has just claimed that they have won Pennsylvania despite there still being over a million votes to count. Even if it turns out to be true it is possibly irrelevant. Looks like Trump is making even his own senators cringe.

Kanye 2024!!!

What, shitting in a plastic bag in the back of a van? In that case you'd better watch out for his used Lucozade bottles.

Looks like a shutdown and legal battle looming. Neither side looking strong enough at the moment to claim anything.

So far the only positive I can see from this shambles is that it looks like more people have voted than last time. In my book that's good news for democracy.

It is quite a good parody of Pepys. The fact they were more bothered about opening the pubs than the schools says quite a lot to me.

Whilst it is funny and looks legit, that is made up and not actually in any of his diaries.

www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-53266552 He was probably getting the place ready for Dominic Cummings.

I think it is the juxtaposition of Phil Mitchell and Harold Shipman that completes it. Meanwhile, in the world of honourable politicians I see that the Dutch media are reporting that the Dutch PM did comply with his government's lockdown rules, even to the extent of not being able to visit his mother for several weeks before she died. Tough times call for tough decisions and strong resolve, not weak leaders that bend or break the rules to suit their own personal ends.

It's lead story on the daily mail and lead story BBC radio news (the right call the BBC lefties and the left call them rabid right). I don't think Boris will sack him, but it is very enlightening.

At least we now know where he ended up after he was seen running out of 10 Downing Street like a scolded cat.

Oh shit, I'm in Germany right now and have to go to the supermarket after work!!!!

I think you need to change you bedtime reading.

Way to miss the point, Brexit has made too many people (on both sides) blinkered. I see the UK Government are the latest to state they could have handled things better. All governments seem to be adopting this pre-emptive approach.