Silentbob Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I was so cold, I was shaking like a shtting dog. An Eagle may soar, but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine. And my personal favorite.. I think you are mistaking me for someone who gives a f*%k. "You never see the papers quote 'FUCK OFF - He hinted' " Billy Connelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scittney Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 shit happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsta Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 "Do I look like a people person?" "There is no place like 127.0.0.1" "Only 10 types of people understand binary, those who do and those who dont" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 You can't polish a turd. I'd be down there like a dog eating hot chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Politician Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 "It's a classic case of the tail wagging the dog." or "The late worm escapes the early bird." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Terminator Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 If your Nose runs and your Feet smell are you born upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homarus Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 It's not Rocket science!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 "He couldn't find his arse with both hands" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 'Thumb up bum, and brain in neutral.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 1. The higher a monkey climbs the more it shows its arse. 2. Considering light travels fater than sound is that why some people appear bright until they speak. 3. It is wiser to keep ones mouth closed and look a fool than open it and confirm the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sweating like a scouser in an ID parade You can take the man out of Pulrose, but you'll never take Pulrose out of the man Mad as a box of frogs Face like a slapped arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipsqueak Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sticks like shit to a blanket When i shout 'shit', jump on the shovel ! If tha cant do owt do nowt, if tha cant do nowt do it for thyself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 You don't buy a dog and bark yourself, the tail doesn't wag the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeagle Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 mainly from work: were not making swiss watches here its no big shit paint it blue call it new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 shit happens Followed closely by ... Deal with it ! Some of my all time favourites - Confucious say, Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger. If Wit was shit, you'd be constipated. One for the workplace : Career ladders are like monkeys in a tree... Those at the top look down and see happy smiling faces... those underneath, look up and see arseholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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