Declan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did you attempt to replicate a James Bond stunt resulting in you requiring hospital treatment, and losing your job as usherette at the Picture House? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Yes that's exactly how it happened. Don't tell me it happened to you too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 No, I was there. You ruined the picture. I still don't know if Bond survived, captured the baddies and got the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarian Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Never hit TSM repeatedly across the head with a frying pan...yet. ... or let an opportunity for a sly dig at her pass. Wait, TSM is female? Or are you just trying to be cool by using the feminine pronoun as a generic one? If true this has far-reaching implications... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I believe, if memory serves , a post from TSM indicated that he/she may be female ,and not just one person , which may go some way to explain why he/she is a road race fan and then blaming all concerned with road racing for any incidents. Can't see why this should have "far reaching implications" , he/she has, again if memory serves, conceded that he/she has 'sock puppets' , maybe he/she has multiple personalities .......... who knows?...........who cares ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Never hit TSM repeatedly across the head with a frying pan...yet. ... or let an opportunity for a sly dig at her pass. Wait, TSM is female? Or are you just trying to be cool by using the feminine pronoun as a generic one? If true this has far-reaching implications... Both. I don't know. But if I was to hazard a guess I'd say the chances are female 60% vs 40% male. So, being cool and all, it felt wrong to use the generic one when I thought it was more likely to be wrong. Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Stop talking about me, it's creeping me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 You must be a man then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Or maybe a pan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheldon Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. There are gender-neutral pronouns. E.g instead of he, she, or the clumsy he/she, you can say "xe". A typical sentence might be, "Yes, xe is right up xemself." I'm not sure the cure is worse than the disease, though. (No slur intended.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Stop talking about me, it's creeping me out. Ahhhh. You didn't go away. You were just teasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Besides it annoys the "politically correctness gone mad" brigade. Not sure why The Sick Moon's gender has far-reaching implications, unless you'd planned on going on a date with him. There are gender-neutral pronouns. E.g instead of he, she, or the clumsy he/she, you can say "xe". A typical sentence might be, "Yes, xe is right up xemself." I'm not sure the cure is worse than the disease, though. (No slur intended.) I suspect that breaks Orwell's 6th rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheldon Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I suspect that breaks Orwell's 6th rule. I suspect you're right - although "barbarous" is a bit harsh. Still, at least it wasn't rule 34, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (a) I survived googling for rule 34 without having to use mind bleach. (b) Yay, XKCD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Never given a shift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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