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Steam Packet's five new vessels carried !00,000 TT fans, all on motorcycles, who stayed for a month and spent an average of £5,037.43p. 

There were only a handful of minor accidents during racing and on the roads.

The new monorail system coped well, making sure that there were no holdups on the roads at peak times.

Record bookings for 2021!

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Claim of 10,000 jobs created during TT period. 5000 visitors stay on after TT to help fill any vacancies. Laurence Skelly performs public orgasm on steps of DfE building

Ambulance staff strike over boredom of having nothing to do.

Estate Agents complain that they've sold everything they've got. Dandara announce construction of 30,000 new houses with attendant schools and pubs. Howard Quayle generously sells farm to help with demand for land. 

 

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1 hour ago, On The Bus said:
  • They knew the risks 
  • Everest
  • Thoughts and prayers
  • Typical weather 
  • Beer tent 
  • Crowdfunder 
  • Memorial Lap 

Enterprise Minister Skelly said “TT 2020 was the most successful in decades...primarily because I was sacked in December 2019”.

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1 hour ago, Max Power said:

Steam Packet's five new vessels carried !00,000 TT fans, all on motorcycles, who stayed for a month and spent an average of £5,037.43p. 

There were only a handful of minor accidents during racing and on the roads.

The new monorail system coped well, making sure that there were no holdups on the roads at peak times.

Record bookings for 2021!

The Felt Museum announced record takings.

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