Neil Down Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I went to visit a physic the other day. I knocked on her front door and she yelled "who is it" So I left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Wow, you've done it twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushen Spy Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Do you mean a psychic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Rushen Spy said: Do you mean a psychic? He doesn't know what he means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rushen Spy said: Do you mean a psychic? Well he's no Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizo Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 What a weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted October 1, 2019 Author Share Posted October 1, 2019 Feckin ipads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil Down said: I went to visit a physic the other day. I knocked on her front door and she yelled "who is it" So I left You should have replied 'a dead cat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted October 1, 2019 Author Share Posted October 1, 2019 Just now, Albert Tatlock said: You should have replied 'a dead cat'. I should have not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freggyragh Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 It’s the way you tell ‘em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Neil Down said: I should have not bothered... Maybe you shouldn't post in the pub... ...Ein Stein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushen Spy Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 A psychic walks into M&S looking for a pair of jeans. The assistant asks if they can help. The psychic says: "Yes, please; I'm a medium." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieBrown Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Rushen Spy said: A psychic walks into M&S looking for a pair of jeans. The assistant asks if they can help. The psychic says: "Yes, please; I'm a medium." Joke only works in M&S, everywhere else they would be a large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 You're all wrong. He meant psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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