Fliugh Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Omg the irony - Stanfield tweeted yesterday: "What kind of house will you build for me? , says the Lord" Acts 7:49 / Are you building a house that mirrors the New Testament blueprint?" What kind of house?? *a really big 5 bedroom luxury detached like yours mr stanfield, please* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Is it illegal to take stones from the beach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 And then give them to children in the street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Like this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bear Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 It is if you give them the stone right in the napper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fliugh Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Seen the front page of today's Examiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fliugh Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Seen the front page of today's Examiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zammo Maguire Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 So he can build a nice new house but still no spaceship to take us to Blisstonia. I must admit my love for The Leader is wavering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It's a very christian gesture to buy this guy a luxury house to use as his humble abode. It's what god would have wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It's what god would have wanted If he was still alive today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Seen the front page of today's Examiner? Just been out to by the paper to see what you mean. FFS, are people really that stupid. What is inside their heads to follow this clown like sheep. Disgusting waste of money when there are so many REAL needy cases that could have put those donations to better use. I'm appalled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Location of the forthcoming Manx Waco Seige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b4mbi Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It seems that the Pastor J really is Living in Hope.... I have heard rumour that an email that has been sent from the church to its flock requesting them to dig deep into their pockets to the tune of £150k, because Pastor J might have overextended himself on his new purchase of a >£500k house..... The good Lord will provide, I'm sure..... As it happens, I am a bit short on my new Porsche 911 Targa fund. Wonder if the kind folk of MF would be prepared to gift me £150k?? Oh, and I will personally guarantee your passage to heaven if you contribute. booooom! Still a bit short on the Targa fund though guys... Repent and I shall drive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fliugh Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I think this form of fund-raising only works if you ask for a luxury home, loads of international jet-setting or a salary that means you can resign from your director-level finance job. That's what the LH leaders spend the money people give them on, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I've posted this one before but here it is again. Going out to all at the Church of Living Hope. God bless you Pastor and I hope you get your new house. Keep tithing people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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