Stavros Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 When Napoleon met Josephine she offered her honour, he honoured her offer and all night long it was honour and offer.... Aint that the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven ! Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The best way to reduce excess flatulance, is to cook sprouts for no longer than eight minutes. .....is spelt Flatulence, which I prefer although 'spelled' is equally correct ___________________________ When human beings enter into social intercourse, especially on Internet Forums and stuff, it is perfectly normal for the focus of conversation to meander and deviate. This is accepted except by the most stringent of pedants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Bolton Wanderers have the longest running sponsor in the football league with Reebok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back to the Future Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven ! Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The keys on a standard typewriter were specifically designed to slow typing down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard Actually, proprietor and repertoire are equally as long and can be made using only one row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Four(4) is the only number which has the same amount of letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The origin of the word "Bungalow" meaning a house with only a ground floor. The boys were building a load of conventional two-story houses. They got to the last one, finished the ground floor and then ran out of bricks. So they got the site foreman over and explained the problem. His solution: "Just bung a low roof on".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 or its an Indian word ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 If you cross your eyes and the wind changes direction - you're stuck like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Similarly... Dont swallow chewing gum, it wraps around your internal organs and you'll die. Masturbating gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Masturbating gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind. Now you tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Its just between your legs, have a go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I can't, I've got an appointment booked at Specsavers and then I'm off to get my hands waxed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 see you there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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