Mr Woo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 See, your source missed jeopardous too, lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 a bee has 5 eyes According to 60s pop sensation Bobby Vee "The night has a thousand eyes" Which is 995 more than a bee So remeber when you tell those little white lies that the night...................... has a thousand eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyboarder Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 See, your source missed jeopardous too, lol... No it didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Woo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 See, your source missed jeopardous too, lol... No it didn't. Oh bugger, where's my specs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 The best way to reduce excess flatulance, is to cook sprouts for no longer than eight minutes. Rubbish (with all due respect). S Thank you for the ' due respect' but you are wrong. If you google sprouts / cooking time / farting you will see many statements supporting my belief. However, as this topic is specifically designed for us to post what we believe to be true, then technically we are both correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Thank you for the ' due respect' but you are wrong. If you google sprouts / cooking time / farting you will see many statements supporting my belief. However, as this topic is specifically designed for us to post what we believe to be true, then technically we are both correct. Yayyy! Like my four knees on an elephant! Wrist? My arse! Or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesypeas Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Thank you for the ' due respect' but you are wrong. If you google sprouts / cooking time / farting you will see many statements supporting my belief. However, as this topic is specifically designed for us to post what we believe to be true, then technically we are both correct. Yayyy! Like my four knees on an elephant! Wrist? My arse! Absolutely. How about the biggest draw back in the jungle being an elephants foreskin? Or is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebrof Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 The best way to reduce excess flatulance, is to cook sprouts for no longer than eight minutes. Rubbish (with all due respect). S Thank you for the ' due respect' but you are wrong. If you google sprouts / cooking time / farting you will see many statements supporting my belief. However, as this topic is specifically designed for us to post what we believe to be true, then technically we are both correct. Sorry, but this is the best way (or so I am told): http://gasx.com/index.shtml S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Cashew nuts are poisonous unless they are peeled and boiled. The fumes given off by boiling them is also poisonous. How many people died discovering this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 They used to only use Potato Skins to make a drink... I wonder who first decided to cut it up and deep fry.. Who invented Chips...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 The californian state police department - Motorcycle division ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Scientists say the 'Wantana', a fossilised bird found in the Galapagos Islands, always layed its eggs in mid-air...and is now extinct. It was a close relative of the 'oohmegoolies', another bird of the Galapagos that has extremely short legs, which got its name after scientists heard it land a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketman Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Fuck wits ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Fuck wits ! Fiction: It's actually 'Fuckwits!' - otherwise 'Fuck wits' implies you want to stick your penis in Jo Brand, or if it floats your boat, possibly Harry Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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