Albert Tatlock Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 A stitch in time helps stop you bleeding to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pigs are the only animal that can't swim. If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death. (I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcalagon Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Elephants have four knees. Stick that up yer pipe Darwin. God's own image yessirree! Which is a direct link to; Stick that up your pipe Jebus believers! God is an Elephant, aggggghhh I've found a tangent I shouldn't have. Ganesha, I'm sorry, would you like some milk and lotus flowers? Wrong! It's front 'knees' are, in fact, modified wrist joints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebrof Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The best way to reduce excess flatulance, is to cook sprouts for no longer than eight minutes. .....is spelt Flatulence, which I prefer although 'spelled' is equally correct ___________________________ When human beings enter into social intercourse, especially on Internet Forums and stuff, it is perfectly normal for the focus of conversation to meander and deviate. This is accepted except by the most stringent of pedants. "Spelt" is English. "Spelled" is American English. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebrof Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pigs are the only animal that can't swim. If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death. (I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true) Untrue. All vertebrates can swim. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pigs are the only animal that can't swim. If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death. (I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true) Untrue. All vertebrates can swim. S All those years spent rescuing pigs from the village pond - wasted!! Damn those playground bullies, damn them to hell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 You can fit the entire population of the earth on the Isle of Wight at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cret Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 There is no-one who is not unsettled by clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The A-Team in fact had 5 members.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pigs are the only animal that can't swim. If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death. (I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true) Untrue. All vertebrates can swim. S Fact: 564,924 people drown every year*. Therefore not all vertebrates can swim well. Source WikiAnswers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebrof Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Fact: 564,924 people drown every year.Source WikiAnswers If you believe that, you'll believe anything. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalbySpook Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The A-Team in fact had 5 members.......... Who was the 5th? Was it that girl who was hardly ever in it? Was her name Kimberly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hazard Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 ice cream warms you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 lol, i was telling a porky pie.. I bet you googled it and every thing..hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pigs are the only animal that can't swim. If they tried, they would cut their throats with their trotters and die a bloody, porky, wet death. (I remember being told this once and have no idea if it's true) Untrue. All vertebrates can swim. S Untrue .. Bats cannot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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