When Skies Are Grey Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 That man, is not the Archbishop of Canterbury ... Have you, or have you not got the words, Jesus is coming - look busy tattooed across your bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackajah Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike: [pause] Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-in-man Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. I have a first aid kit at work with that on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Because you're a faggot. Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors? Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit. Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple. Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK. Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade? Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on. Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 'This isn't the way to the police station' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GringoQ Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 "that's not a knife. This is a knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manx Barge Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Mine was the one stretched across from the house to the tree house in home alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Never rode shotgun on a hearse before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Nearly forgot - the greatest line ever - delivered by Estelle Reiner. Anyone remember it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piebaps Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Ade: Let get our heads tatooed to say we've been out with Nicholas Parsons Rick You can get one too Nicky, your's can say I was the one that took them out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Policeman: Are you drunk, sir? Dreamytime Escort: Of course I am, I'm out of my bloody mind, I've just spent three thousand quid in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScorpionFish Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 "Is it safe" And Misquoting this I am sure but "If I was a retard and grew up on a farmm I would love fucking Bruge, but I gre up in Dublin I love fuckin Dublin and Bruge is a shithole" I love that film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Ade:Let get our heads tatooed to say we've been out with Nicholas Parsons Rick You can get one too Nicky, your's can say I was the one that took them out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Policeman: Are you drunk, sir? Dreamytime Escort: Of course I am, I'm out of my bloody mind, I've just spent three thousand quid in there. Never, ever, bloody anything ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Dolce_Vita Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Aughra: Ya look like Gelfling... [sniffs] Aughra: SMELL like Gelfling... [sniffs] Aughra: maybe y'ARE Gelfling! Dear Leonard. To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face and to know it for what it is. At last to know it, to love it for what it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us, always the years. Always the love. Always the hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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