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At a time like this, locked in this airlock, about to die of asphyxiation, that I wish I would have listened to what my mother told me.

 

What did she tell you?

 

I don't know, I wasn't listening.

 

Brilliant Albert. I've just read all the books again in anticipation of the 6th installment, (due out soon).

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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

 

Hi, is Napoleon there?

Yes.

Can I talk to him?

You already are.

 

Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
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"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker,

You're a boner biting bastard Uncle Fucker"

 

"I can change, I can change,

What if you remain a sandy little butt hole?"

 

"Oh Terrence, this is worse than the time I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!"

 

"What? It's just a word, it doesn't hurt any one - fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!"

 

"Step 1- instead of 'ass' say 'buns',

Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole'"

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