grant Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I know what you're thinking — "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "Do you hear that Mr Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability" "it is not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Sky Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Mr. Pink: Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?Joe: Because you're a faggot. Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors? Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit. Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple. Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. PINK. Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade? Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on. Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Sky Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM I ain't got time to bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I ain't got time to bleed. Jesse Ventura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Sky Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I ain't got time to bleed. Jesse Ventura Ha ha! Well done. So funny when he comes out with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxmackem Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Nice one Skippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 'Excuse me, you can't park there, it's a disabled space' 'It's OK, I'm psychopathic'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxmackem Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cdYrBsWhtk classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blades1889 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 "what have I done?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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