Billy the Kid Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 hours ago, vee_dub said: Yes that bastard seagull is back today Stu, I wish your staff would stop feeding it. Billy the Kid - please try harder! Tried again today but he shuffled off. It's the office next door to Stu's place that was feeding it and that's why he waits there. Will have another go tomorrow but reckon he's too quick for my old van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hissingsid Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 Now compare the last two pictures....which would you have more faith in..I vote seagull it certainly seems to have sharper eyes and looks more alert , of course both of them are full of s..t one is hungry but one looks very well fed....difficult decision really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, hissingsid said: Now compare the last two pictures....which would you have more faith in..I vote seagull it certainly seems to have sharper eyes and looks more alert , of course both of them are full of s..t one is hungry but one looks very well fed....difficult decision really. If seagulls get the right to vote then were fooked....not really, we're fooked now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monasqueen Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 There have been a few mortalities lately. Most have been youngsters that did not (and now cannot) learn to be streetwise. (Youngsters have brown feathers). Two were quite close together - did one of them go to join his flat mate? The Independent says it was Moorhouse's nephew that got mugged by a gull. It's amazing that something as ordinary as this has triggered an MHK's question to Tynwald. Is there nothing more important happening on this island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, monasqueen said: There have been a few mortalities lately. Most have been youngsters that did not (and now cannot) learn to be streetwise. (Youngsters have brown feathers). Two were quite close together - did one of them go to join his flat mate? The Independent says it was Moorhouse's nephew that got mugged by a gull. It's amazing that something as ordinary as this has triggered an MHK's question to Tynwald. Is there nothing more important happening on this island? Bird brain looking after bird matters - simples... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessTickle Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I've just driven along Gansey and there are two splattered adult seagulls on the road. I'm not sure who is the more likely suspect; Billy the Kid or Jason Moorhouse ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hissingsid Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 It was reportedly a relation of sorts now I suppose famous by connection, perhaps a statue could be erected of the victim and Gull as a reminder to the people that it is possible to get a matter of none national importance discussed in parliament no matter how insignificant it may seem to voters in general, gladdens the heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non-Believer Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, hissingsid said: It was reportedly a relation of sorts now I suppose famous by connection, perhaps a statue could be erected of the victim and Gull as a reminder to the people that it is possible to get a matter of none national importance discussed in parliament no matter how insignificant it may seem to voters in general, gladdens the heart. Perhaps we can get the design wallahs at the DOI to commission a granite statue of a gull with a cheese baguette. Stick that outside the Sefton too.....Or maybe as a cost saving they could incorporate the Corpy's fibreglass gull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hissingsid Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 David Quirk, came up with this subject in the court of nonsense some years ago, his idea was to count them.!!!!!!! It would have been a nice little job for someone, unfortunately no one listened.......it just shows you do not realise true talent until you lose it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 40 minutes ago, hissingsid said: David Quirk, came up with this subject in the court of nonsense some years ago, his idea was to count them.!!!!!!! It would have been a nice little job for someone, unfortunately no one listened.......it just shows you do not realise true talent until you lose it. Unfortunately or Fortunately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Kid Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Bastard the seagull was there again today with one of it's offspring being fed by a shady lady with bread from her bag. Didn't know who to aim the van at so they all escaped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Don't ever consider becoming a jihadist billy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Piss poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Peters Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I saw a dead parrot gull on Richmond Hill today. I might tell the cops I suspect Billy The Kid off of Manx Forums. I suggest we hold a 2-minute silence on the wireless, gaffer tape some flowers to a lamp post and organise a charity Gull Aid concert with local acts like the Bee Gees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.K. Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 21 minutes ago, Stu Peters said: I saw a dead parrot gull on Richmond Hill today. I might tell the cops I suspect Billy The Kid off of Manx Forums. I suggest we hold a 2-minute silence on the wireless, gaffer tape some flowers to a lamp post and organise a charity Gull Aid concert with local acts like the Bee Gees. One of them managed to achieve a precision hit on my left shoulder yesterday from one of the lights on the Albert Pier. Delightful odour to follow you around. A smugger shitehawk would be hard to imagine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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