Shake me up Judy Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Yorkshireman goes to the local vet and says, "there's summat up wi' cat." Local Vet says, "reet, is it a tom?" Yorkshireman says, "nay lad, I brought it wi' me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 Another Yorkshireman takes dog to the vet: "Me dog has swallowed a condom, can yer do anythin' ?" "Leave him with me and come back in a few hours" says the vet. Half an hour later the vet's phone rings: "Don't worry about the condom" says the Yorkshireman. "The wife's found another in t'medicine cabinet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Couple of Yorshiremen were in a pub drinking and at closing time one said to the other "I'm getting a taste for this" His mate said I know of a place where for a tenner you can get 5 pints, a woman and a pie , are you up for it . His mate stroked his chin pulled a face before saying "Wot are t'pies like?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 You can always tell a Yorkshireman. But you can't tell him much. (I declare an interest having a Tyke grandfather.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 You can also tell if someone is a Yorkshireman because within a few minutes he'll tell you ............ I've found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I knew a Yorkshireman a few years ago who was a bit aggressive with it. Didn't have much time for the Manx, so God knows why he came to live on an Island full of 'em. I believe he was prominent in the Pensioners' Association that was agitating for the pension supplement for all rather than only those with 10 years contributions, and he generally had a chip on his shoulder as Yorkshiremen frequently do. One day I heard him arguing with another old chap about a parking space that they had both approached. "You're an ignorant swine." he said. "I bet you're bloody Manx!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Git Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Roy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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