the stinking enigma Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Without rules, life is meaningless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, the stinking enigma said: Without rules, life is meaningless Follow the Ten Commandments and thou shall not go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non-Believer Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 For the sake of light coloured carpets I usually remove my shoes. But the holes in the socks are an embarrassment I've learned to live with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 On 6/7/2019 at 7:29 PM, paswt said: I wouldn't tell folk to remove their shoes at mine but many do . "Keep them on, darling. Please." Isn't carpet dreadfully passé anyway among the trendsetters nowadays? Perhaps the vogue for hard flooring started as a result of the preponderance of dog shit in the home counties. I'm not sure it's a fashion I approve of, nonetheless. I mean who on Earth, when overtaken by lust, wants to get down and personal on a cold, shiny oak or ceramic surface? No matter how well polished, wood also has the ever present danger of splinters although this may bring an additional frisson of danger to the proceedings. All of that sliding around. You really can't beat fabric so call me old fashioned, but I think we will stick with carpet, shoes and the vanishingly small risk of stomach upset and ocular toxocariasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 On 6/8/2019 at 7:39 PM, dilligaf said: Follow the Ten Commandments and thou shall not go wrong. Actually, due to the rate of inflation since the Old Testament was written they’re now the 145.68 Commandments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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