Miss Take Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 In order to maintain order on the forums and to keep us prepared in case of an audit, can you please ensure that the following protocol is adhered to for topics on Manxforums. We are aware that the boards do usually follow this line in most cases anyway, but it is prudent to have it down in writing:- 1st poster – you should all be aware of X, for your own sake 2nd poster – you’re talking bollocks – here is the evidence against X 1st poster – no you’re wrong – here is a link to my indisputable proof of X 2nd poster – you’ve linked to Wikipedia – everyone knows that’s not exactly the most reliable of sources 1st poster’s friend – ah, but I read about X too so it must be true 2nd poster – but you got it from the same source, right? 1st poster’s friend – so what, are you calling me stupid? 2nd poster – I wasn’t actually, but now that you mention it... 1st poster – if you keep ignoring X, we’re going to end up ruled by Y Albert Tatlock – I hate Y! Bloody fascist dictators – they’re supposed to work for us, not the other way round. It’s just another step on the slippery slope that started with A, B and C and now look where we’re at – we’ll be at Z before we know it Chinahand – here’s a graph that shows that If X were true, we’d all have regressed back to the state of amoebae 1st poster – it’s critical that we all act against X now!!! Chinahand - *sigh* Mr Sausages – My cat likes X SarahC – I bet he does 1st poster – If only you could understand the evidence behind X like I do, you’d realise that it’s unanticonfundible, you idiotic twats Ans – that isn’t even a word (and tone down the language otherwise you’re off the forum, wanker) Vinniek – what's not a word? Twats? Anyway, at the end of the last century it was proved that despite judicial concerns about the establishment of A as a precedent to B, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc ........................................................etc, etc, etc, etc and that’s why X will never lead to Z Albert Albert Tatlock – But...But... how dare you try to stop me from smoking in a sealed lead box in my own living room Gladys – but you’d die if you did that, you’d have no air Albert Tatlock – but that would be my own decision, so I’ll defend my right to smoke in an airtight container until I die Mr Sausages – which won’t be long Chinahand - anyway, back to topic, here's a graph that shows that if X led to Y, we'd all be our own grandparents and be caught in a temporal loop that would eventually shatter the space/time continuum and end all life as we know it Lonan3 – When I was driving my taxi, something funny happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This should be the template for all threads from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Okey dokey 1st poster – you should all be aware of huge martian fighting machines striding across the world ruthlessly exterminating mankind, for your own sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I made a thread like this on the manx.net forums. I'll have to see if I've still got it somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You're talking bollocks. Don't you think a world changing event like this might possibly be documented somewhere? Newspapers? Internet sites? I've checked them all, but I don't see any mention of these extra terrestrial machines wrecking havoc all over the place. In fact, I suggest the only place they exist, is in your delusional tinhoil hat wearing noggin. Not only are you scaremongering, but you're basing it on a completely irrational and fundamentally untrue order of fantasy events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 (1st poster – no you’re wrong – here is a link to my indisputable proof of X) It's all true as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripod_(The_War_of_the_Worlds) proves. ONLY the world governments have collaborated to pretend it was only a film. It's a conspiracy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ai_Droid Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You're talking bollocks. Don't you think a world changing event like this might possibly be documented somewhere? Newspapers? Internet sites? I've checked them all, but I don't see any mention of these extra terrestrial machines wrecking havoc all over the place. In fact, I suggest the only place they exist, is in your delusional tinhoil hat wearing noggin. Not only are you scaremongering, but you're basing it on a completely irrational and fundamentally untrue order of fantasy events. Twat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinahand Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You have all been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Exactly that proves my point. And just what was it they recovered from Conisiter rock when they were meant to be ' undertaking renovation work' It was a crashed saucer with a flat pack fighting machine in the boot. I know because my mate who works in a secret government department told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You’ve linked to Wikipedia – everyone knows that’s not exactly the most reliable of sources. It's an online lexicon of fanboyisms and pop culture, maintained and updated by geeks living in their parent's basement, usually using Wikipedia as a substitute for their social inadequacies. Yeah, we should really consider this to be a valid and trustworthy source of information. Even the creator himself acknowledges that it's a pile of horseshit at time. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/18/wi...uality_problem/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Ummm, Could you put all that stuff in 'Blonde Speak' please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This reminds me of something funny that happened in my taxi the other night..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Twat! Tone down the language otherwise you’re off the forum, wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinahand Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 We are getting out of sequence - follow the protocol ------ then again we actually are in sequence, but only via a complex loop in the space time continuum. Just so you all know eddie's in the space time continuum .... ... and he's not feeling very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Take Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 This reminds me of something funny that happened in my taxi the other night..... yeah, sorry about that. I couldn't think off hand of a 'typical' lonan3 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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