dilligaf Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 The dog owner would soon get a grip if he felt that his pooch would get the bullet. And if dog owners are so responsible how come in the whole history of the World a dog owner has never picked up shit that has been left by another dog. They are the experts for fucks sake... I have picked up dog shit ( with a plastic bag ) in our road once or twice and I don't even have a 4king dog !!! ( I also have to pick up other people's cat shit too from our lawns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJR Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 You are now boasting "from our lawns"... We have got the point you do not live in Pulrose....!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 You are now boasting "from our lawns"... We have got the point you do not live in Pulrose....!! I'm not boasting at all. It's just that in our case, the four driveways break up the lawn into smaller units, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 We whine about dog shit, quite rightly really, all the while we pump our own shit into the sea for the fishes to swim in !!!! Bit of a double standard going on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Not really, the fishes love our jobbys. They eat it right up. And then we eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4ELI Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 We whine about dog shit, quite rightly really, all the while we pump our own shit into the sea for the fishes to swim in !!!! Bit of a double standard going on?? Not really - dog faeces can cause blindness and kidney disease. And it stinks if the hound has been eating seaweed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fthlagen Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Proving which dog the shit belongs to doesn't necessarily mean that it was that dog that left it there. That's like testing the DNA from the neck of an empty bottle which has been discarded in the street. I've seen kids pull bags of shit out of disposal bins, throw them at each other and over the road. Owners could do the responsible thing with their dog's shit and dispose of it in the bins provided for such waste. If the local authority can't keep the shit secure, they can hardly start DNA testing and pointing the finger at anyone or their dog. Do you honestly believe what you wrote there? More to the point, do you think anyone else does? Occam's Razor dictates that most dogshit found on the pavement will be down to lazy bastards, not some scat version of the Bash Street kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Love the username, Lovecraft reference? And yeah, if the dog turd matches the dna then it's that dog, there's no secret dog poo dna smuggling ring going on over here.... Yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4ELI Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Tell you what, I'll send over the contents of the doggy bin at Maenporth, you then scatter it around. That'll confuse the buggers... https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.1261905,-5.0946575,3a,38.1y,162.85h,82.93t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s1j2TLL0AY9YPDTVGAEEa8g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fthlagen Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 2/12/2017 at 4:52 PM, Tarne said: Love the username, Lovecraft reference? And yeah, if the dog turd matches the dna then it's that dog, there's no secret dog poo dna smuggling ring going on over here.... Yet . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 All this will do is penalise the responsible owners. The irresponsible will continue to ignore it, not even bothering to register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speak The Truth Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 So can we kill cats that come into our gardens to shit or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homarus Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I was be worried that putting forward legislation for DNA testing dog shit would make our politicians and CS appear to be total petty half wits not fit to run a raffle . Then the sad truth hit me like a wet kipper between the eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 They couldn't even run a raffle. You know it'd involve a committee to determine the scale of the raffle, and then it'd be outsourced to someone's mate from the UK. And then there would be an inquiry as to how the raffle, which was selling tickets for a pound, managed to cost half a million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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