pauld Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 i normally read the first page of a thread, just to see who is in the ring sparring, then jump to the last page to see who is still standing, straight up i went from cambons 3 attemps at jokes about "shit" and various jibber jabba, to the last page and started reading about richmond hill being a waste of money, warra gaff this is, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted February 10, 2017 Author Share Posted February 10, 2017 IOM Dog Poo DNA plans made it onto BBC One breakfast this morning: https://vid.me/01i7 (Can't remember if we had a thread for this latest attempt at this already, but also interesting to see that this idea has been around for a while now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 another shit idea from government........... ba dum tish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Llap will be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 There will be paternity suits next. If i was a dog reading this i would be pretty concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 .............well it's all that Perkins has done so far, meaningless waffle while the island burns............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Whereas most of us see this as a problem, Douglas Borough Council could use this as an opportunity Buying a fleet of pooper scooters, employing riders, pictures in the paper of the new fleet, drinks & nibbles in the Mayor's Chambers It's not quite on the scale of the unnecessary £1.5 million for LED streetlights (decision approved)or the ludicrous £11 million car park/library/retail glass thing at Cambrian place ( thankfully shelved) Come on Mr Christian, this is just the kind of thing to further burden the ratepayers with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 What are they going to do when they're Dna profiling the shots and realise a good 30% aren't dog shits, but are in fact human shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hboy Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 What are they going to do when they're Dna profiling the shots and realise a good 30% aren't dog shits, but are in fact human shits But they won't be as that doesn't happen. We're not Nigeria or Kenya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finlo Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 What are they going to do when they're Dna profiling the shots and realise a good 30% aren't dog shits, but are in fact human shits But they won't be as that doesn't happen. We're not Nigeria or Kenya. Does in Onchan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 If I see someone I don't like putting their dog's bagged shit in the bin I could fetch it back out, open it up and sling it on the pavement so they get fined. I wouldn't but it could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJR Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It is quite simple a zero shitting policy... All dog owners should have to have a garden or access to one. Any dogs found defecating on the street should be shot. Quite simple and if the owner gets a new one the three strikes and you are out policy should apply. On the next boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speak The Truth Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Dog faeces in the street is a problem that often occurs in the same area time and again. This is also often linked to dark nights and bad weather. Mos residents in areas where this is a problem would be quite happy to have a portable cctv camera in their window until the responsible owner is either caught or stops leaving the faeces there. If caught the punishment should start with something like 100 hours community service cleaning public areas not a £50 fine. One other point - at least you stand a chance of seeing dog mess in the street, the cat shit in your garden however! Many of the most vocal people about dog mess are cat owners who are quite content to kick their cats out of the house most of the time where they are free to shit and piss everywhere and never do it in their own garden. As they are not licienced why can we not treat unaccompanied cats as vermin and eradicate any that come into our gardens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It is quite simple a zero shitting policy... All dog owners should have to have a garden or access to one. Any dogs found defecating on the street should be shot. Quite simple and if the owner gets a new one the three strikes and you are out policy should apply. On the next boat. Not the dog's fault though, is it ? (I'm not even a dog lover) The "owner" needs to be punished, not the pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJR Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 The dog owner would soon get a grip if he felt that his pooch would get the bullet. And if dog owners are so responsible how come in the whole history of the World a dog owner has never picked up shit that has been left by another dog. They are the experts for fucks sake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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