Lxxx Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 So can we kill cats that come into our gardens to shit or not? This. I'm constantly having to pick up cat shit from our back garden as the cats on our row seem to think it's a good idea to all shit in our garden. You can't pick up cat shit either, it's like picking up vomit. I have toyed with the ideas of getting an air rifle and sorting it once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notwell Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I think that anyone who harms a pussy should be hurt, badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Same problem for me. We are the only house in the street without a cat and they appear to shit in my garden alone. To counteract this I have a, 'Wrist Rocket', a hunting catapult into which I load cold wet tea-bags kept handy for the moment when the offending animal is crouching down and the turd is half way out. The tea-bag has just enough weight in it to retain some velocity and makes a satisfying thud on contact. The results are often hilarious. My sister called one day and asked Mrs Q where I was. She was dumbfounded to discover I was out tea-bagging cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 A supersoaker is considerably less cruel than an air rifle, and while not as immediately effective cats will soon learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lxxx Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 A supersoaker is considerably less cruel an air rifle, and while.not as immediately effective cats will soon learn. The air rifle was for the cat owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non-Believer Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Cats are apparently legally defined as "free spirits" whose actions cannot be connected to the owners. I've no time for the fecking things and their disgusting shitting habits personally...free spirits = fair game IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parchedpeas Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 So can we kill cats that come into our gardens to shit or not? Yes if they're wearing a kilt below the tide line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Cat lovers are inherently evil. That's an absolute fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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