Gladys Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Of course I left them there. I do pick up rubbish and bin it when I'm out walking. But, someone else's under crackers? No. They were on a fence in the closed portion of Marine Drive so, if a signal for doggers, it would have to be for the pedestrian variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Mate of mine many moons ago (pun intended), used to take the girls up there and, after doing the deed, refused to give them their knickers back. Sending them home commando was all part of the fun for him. Gathered quite a collection of trophies over a few years. Maybe this is a variation on that theme where the chap throws them out of the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2bad Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 'Mate of mine ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Yep. Mate of mine. And you know what? The girls worshipped him and there weren't many who only lost one pair. Curious chaps, women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tournesol Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 He tells a good tale of you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 He tells a good tale of you ask me. No. Saw him in action lots of times. On the very odd occasion that I got a better looking girl than him he would be well brassed off and would try to abort the whole night. Saw it as his right to have his pick. Have you never seen one of those "ladies men" who seem to have them swooning all the time no matter how they treat them? He was just that kind. Nothing much to look at. A bit overweight if anything but had the magic touch with women. Must have just given off the right vibe - and had a few bob which never hurts. If you could bottle his expertise you could make a fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2bad Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 He tells a good tale of you ask me. No. Saw him in action lots of times. Watching someone shagging up Marine Drive, there's a word for that. Sounds more like a story he made up to cover up why a single man had a drawer stuffed with ladies knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 He tells a good tale of you ask me. No. Saw him in action lots of times. Watching someone shagging up Marine Drive, there's a word for that. Sounds more like a story he made up to cover up why a single man had a drawer stuffed with ladies knickers. You don't give up. No. When I say "in action". I mean the initial charming the birds phase. Didn't have time to make up stories. Too busy fightin' 'em off. Jealous as hell I was. As for the Marine Drive phase; definitely a participation sport and not for spectators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jefferson Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) Mate of mine many moons ago (pun intended), used to take the girls up there and, after doing the deed, refused to give them their knickers back. Sending them home commando was all part of the fun for him. Gathered quite a collection of trophies over a few years. Maybe this is a variation on that theme where the chap throws them out of the window. He's lucky they didn't take revenge by telling the police he raped them. Edited December 27, 2013 by Thomas Jefferson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossils Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Walking the dogs on Marine Drive today there were a pair of knickers draped over a fence post - M&S, size 14 (the label was visible) and lilac in colour. Who lost them, and more interestingly, how? I've seen gloves, socks and shoes draped over railings, but never undergarments. What on earth has been happening up there? Elastic failure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverAgain Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Walking the dogs on Marine Drive today there were a pair of knickers draped over a fence post - M&S, size 14 (the label was visible) and lilac in colour. Who lost them, and more interestingly, how? I've seen gloves, socks and shoes draped over railings, but never undergarments. What on earth has been happening up there? Possibly blown off a washing line? or some perve his nicked them off the washing line while on his walk? I think Doggers wear dresses and crotchless underwear seeing as its a planned event, would cost a fortune losing 5 pairs a week otherwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Mate of mine many moons ago (pun intended), used to take the girls up there and, after doing the deed, refused to give them their knickers back. Sending them home commando was all part of the fun for him. Gathered quite a collection of trophies over a few years. Maybe this is a variation on that theme where the chap throws them out of the window. He's lucky they didn't take revenge by telling the police he raped them. Yeah, cos women can be like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Mate of mine many moons ago (pun intended), used to take the girls up there and, after doing the deed, refused to give them their knickers back. Sending them home commando was all part of the fun for him. Gathered quite a collection of trophies over a few years. Maybe this is a variation on that theme where the chap throws them out of the window. He's lucky they didn't take revenge by telling the police he raped them. Well I suppose we all walk that rope at some stage. There was never any angst though. Like I said, they lapped it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Mate of mine many moons ago (pun intended), used to take the girls up there and, after doing the deed, refused to give them their knickers back. Sending them home commando was all part of the fun for him. Gathered quite a collection of trophies over a few years. Maybe this is a variation on that theme where the chap throws them out of the window. a mate used to do similar when racing but hang the knickers from the rear view mirror, was not such a boast when most of them hung over the dash as they were errm large lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Possibly blown off a washing line? or some perve his nicked them off the washing line while on his walk? More like 6 vodka and cokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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