Mr. Sausages Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Pick a snail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeapot Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I picked one. Guess I'm in for a bit of a wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 mine is into an early lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 mines a slimy little gastropod!............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 aren't they banned yet? bloody eu...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Tatlock Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Guy hears a knock on the back door...opens it...no one there. 10 minutes later...another knock on the door...no one there. Looks down and sees a snail. 'Hello!' says the snail. 'Fuck off'...Says the guy and kicks the snail down the garden. 2 weeks later...guy gets another knock on the door. Sees the snail. 'What the fuck was that about?' says the snail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Albert Tatlock said: Guy hears a knock on the back door...opens it...no one there. 10 minutes later...another knock on the door...no one there. Looks down and sees a snail. 'Hello!' says the snail. 'Fuck off'...Says the guy and kicks the snail down the garden. 2 weeks later...guy gets another knock on the door. Sees the snail. 'What the fuck was that about?' says the snail. Thought you were going to tell us about the DOI worker who stamped on a snail because he said it had been following him around all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Have the snails been scrutineered before the off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhtred Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Shake me up Judy said: Have the snails been scrutineered before the off ? Damn...you’ve caught me out...mine’s a Supersnail and the others are just Stockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craggy_steve Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 I must have picked Uhtred's, it's winning so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 It's led from the start. The others are catching up fast though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shake me up Judy Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 He went off too quick instead of pacing himself. He'll have nothing left for the sprint finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 It's all about the quality of the "trail" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 26, 2018 Author Share Posted May 26, 2018 Mine's winning, but I haven't made a finish line so this race will go on for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentience Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 On 5/25/2018 at 10:21 PM, Albert Tatlock said: Guy hears a knock on the back door...opens it...no one there. 10 minutes later...another knock on the door...no one there. Looks down and sees a snail. 'Hello!' says the snail. 'Fuck off'...Says the guy and kicks the snail down the garden. 2 weeks later...guy gets another knock on the door. Sees the snail. 'What the fuck was that about?' says the snail. The doorbell at the brothel rings. The owner, the Madame, opens it, there's no-one there, looking left and right she still sees no-one. Then she looks down and sees a guy with no arms and no legs. "Waddywant" she says sneeringly. "I want a woman" says the guy. "But you've got no arms....no legs" says the Madame even more sneeringly. "I rang the bell didn't I".....says the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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