King Of Mann

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Anyone spot the 'other URL' appearing on the page loading ?

 

http://hmkingdavid.homestead.com/

 

Is it just me or does it look like his head has been photoshopped onto the body ???

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A slightly different photo of our king

 

 

[Pat Ayres]

Can I be declared the Lord of Ramsey/Rhumsaa.

I live there and am a devout follower of King David.

If he needs any help overthrowing the usurper parliament of Tynwald, I'm your man.

Ta

(de facto Lord Ramsey)

Just sent the e-mail above, I might need an army of brave yeomen, any takers? (volunteer force of course)

[Declan]

Another Link

 

I have just had a chat with Richard Goodwin, managing editor of the

London Gazette. He advised that the announcement of Howe' claim was

referred to the Government before publishing. However, it was felt

that there was nothing in the announcement that would warrant it not

being published in the Miscellaneous section of the Gazette because it

was just a "claim". By publishing the announcement it does not in any

way imply any validation by the Gazette or HMG. It should be noted

that it did not appear in the State Notices section.

[Declan]

Can I be declared the Lord of Ramsey/Rhumsaa.

I live there and am a devout follower of King David.

If he needs any help overthrowing the usurper parliament of Tynwald, I'm your man.

Ta

(de facto Lord Ramsey)

Just sent the e-mail above, I might need an army of brave yeomen, any takers? (volunteer force of course)

 

For a fee I'm sure you can ...

 

Another link

 

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The King is a legitimate Royal King of a European Island (Crowned & Undisputed)

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The transaction is carried out by a U.K solicitor and therefore covered by the Law Society's Indemnity Fund (Your Money is Safe)

The Legality of such Titles have been checked by a U.K Barrister and Barrister's Opinion was given that everything is Legal & proper and therefore covered by the Barrister's Unlimited Liability Insurance of the Bar council (Legal & Proper Insurance backed)

100% Guaranteed successful petition or your money back.

The solicitor also provides full historical provenance in writing as proof of authentication along with Legal notice evidence of legalisation.

[Declan]

Maybe all those cruise ships are full of Earls of Spaldrick and the Counts of Creg Ny Baa having a sight of their ancestral lands.

[Albert Tatlock]

I've emailed His Royal Highness (well, his Lord Chancellor) for an interview.

 

I mean, if it's good enough for Chuck and Di to go on the telly...

Try and make it November 5th - I'd like to meet the guy.

[Declan]

found another e-mail address for him -

 

princeofmann@gmail.com

[Albert Tatlock]

Could be a counter claim coming up soon - separated at birth?

 

[Cronky]

Absolutely f*cking hilarious. Thank heaven someone accross still has a sense of humour. I think we can have a lot of fun with this one.

[tameelf]

Can I be declared the Lord of Ramsey/Rhumsaa.

I live there and am a devout follower of King David.

If he needs any help overthrowing the usurper parliament of Tynwald, I'm your man.

Ta

(de facto Lord Ramsey)

Just sent the e-mail above, I might need an army of brave yeomen, any takers? (volunteer force of course)

 

bewarned skrappey i have just heard ramsey girls on mass are in parlerment sq chanting " we hope hes married".

also word on the street is there was a few foxdale freedom fighters t shirts in the newspaper shop this morn. are the troops moblizing?

[Declan]

That google site has got the measure of King Dave

 

You state that you are descended from Lady Jane Stanley, whom you

consider to have been the true heiress of the Isle of Man under a

system of gender-blind inheritance [in fact she would not have been,

because her grandfather Thomas had at least one older sister whose

issue remains extant]. However, you acknowledge that there are other

descendants of Lady Jane who would have a better claim than you under

the rules of your claim, but who do not press their claim, thus (you

say) leaving it to you.

 

Your apparent descent is through Lady Jane's grandson, John, 2nd Lord

Sheffield - specifically through his first-born son, Edmund, 1st Earl

of Mulgrave, born 1565. However, Edmund had an older sister,

Elizabeth, whose claim would thus be preferable to yours. While her

gender-blind heir (to be found amongst the descendants of Charles, 1st

Earl Cornwallis, 1700-1762) does not press their claim, at least one of

her other descendants does, and therefore by your own rules, your claim

fails. That descendant with a better right is Queen Elizabeth II:

 

1. Lady Jane Stanley, married Sir Robert Sheffield

2. Edmund, 1st Lord Sheffield, only child

3. John, 2nd Lord Sheffield, first-born child

4. The Hon. Elizabeth Sheffield first-born child, married the 10th Earl

of Ormonde

5. Lady Elizabeth Butler, only suriving child, married Lord Dingwall

6. Elizabeth, Lady Dingwall, only child, married the 1st Duke of

Ormonde

7. Lady Elizabeth Butler, married the 2nd Earl of Chesterfield

8. Lady Elizabeth Stanhope, married the 4th Earl of Strathmore &

Kinghorne

9. Thomas, 8th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

10. John, 9th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

11. Thomas, 11th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

12. Thomas 12th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

13. Claude, 13th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

14. Claude, 14th Earl of Strathmore & Kinghorne

15. Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon

16. Queen Elizabeth II, 'claimant to the Isle of Man' (as well as de

facto ruler).

 

Regards, Michael

[Declan]

Oh Fuck!

 

You tell me that now, hours after you suggest I challenge him to a duel.

[VinnieK]

Following the bushido links and searching Google Groups for posts made by our mighty leader King Dave unveiled this peach of a post (which responds to other people questioning his past as an SAS deathninja):

 

">What a weak cop-out! I suppose you'll claim that your past is classified.

>LOL

 

 

Well I wasn't going to do it..but since you seem to think it is so important

here you go.

Army Vet MOS 11X with Whiskey 9 designate.

Over 10 years professional experience as a corporate-counter terrorism

specialist both privately and working for larger firms. Client list includes

GE, IBM, MTV, ABC television, and CBS Records, just to name a few.

Oh,...I also had a few fights over girls, cars, music, and parking spaces going

back to age 15 or so. LOL

 

Well, I hope that satisfies everyone concerned. Take care.

 

 

DREW

http://cqctraining.homestead.com"

 

It appears that before he discovered he was cousin to the Queen and legitimate King of the Isle of Man, our majestic overlord was special forces, helped train Navy SEALs, and advertised his services as a close quarters combat instructor (Not quite sure why MTV would need a counter terrorism expert, but then I don't know about these things). Previous to that he ran a top notch political and news website called the DrewDaily

 

I had thought that this guy was actually a minor noble chancing his arm, but it turns out I gave him far too much credit - he's just your everyday fantasist trying to scrape together some glory out of nothing. In a way it's almost disappointing.

[VinnieK]

Aye, you're screwed. Not only is he

 

a. a ninja;

 

and

 

b. a Delta force operative/SEAL/Imperial Storm Trooper

 

but he's also apparently the duke of Antwerp! I'm assuming that not only do you have to deal with him, but also a load of angry Belgian, certainly not Dutch, royalists.

 

Also, looking up on Bullshido, it seems that he has a number of degrees from only the most reputable of dodgy mail order colleges, including a PhD or something from the prestigious, yet apparently secret, Southern Indiana Bible College.

 

Brains, brawn, the ability to poorly photoshop a picture of himself onto a picture of the interior of a stately home, is there nothing our brilliant King can't do? Other than avoid making a fool of himself of course, that seems to be his Achilles' heel.