Declan Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Isn't Antwerp in Belgium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 As a self obsessed delusional nutcase, he would probably fit in very well over here We seem to have more than our fair share of them and most of the ones I have encountered have washed up here from elsewhere No names please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Isn't Antwerp in Belgium? What are you talking about? I clearly said Belgian. You're mental. I put it to you that this is evidence that you're too mental to be president and that I should be overlord instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knoxville Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 King Dave.....................what a fat cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 King Ralph, on the other hand, was awsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Isn't Antwerp in Belgium? What are you talking about? I clearly said Belgian. You're mental. I put it to you that this is evidence that you're too mental to be president and that I should be overlord instead. As justification for assuming the role of head of state that is the second worst I've heard today. edit : and you said Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I would have given a better justification, but I was too busy defeating terrorism with my mighty kung fu magic and roundhouse kicking food supplies to starving orphans half way across the world. When was the last time you used kung fu magic or roundhouse kicks to save the world? Honest edit: I may have said Dutch in one version of the past, but the one I present to you is a new and improved version, with bugfixes and enhanced graphics and everything. You're living in the past, the wrong past at that: The future is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Is he married? I quite fancy being Queen Gladys, Mistress of all She Surveys and Baker of Fantastic Pies. I am quite good at blaming breakages of wind on some inferior being (like the dog) so obviously have royal blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Is he married? I quite fancy being Queen Gladys, Mistress of all She Surveys and Baker of Fantastic Pies. I am quite good at blaming breakages of wind on some inferior being (like the dog) so obviously have royal blood. You could always e-mail him and propose. My betting is that the suit on his picture is rented, so he's going to want to get his money's worth, and what better use than for a royal wedding. It's a pity Summerland's no longer standing, the bar next to the arcade machines would have made a lovely venue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=^..^= Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 If you married him you'd be "Queen of delusional idiots who make things up to compensate for some deficiency in their life" I guess its a bit different from him buying a big car though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Oh, the petty back-biting starts already! When I am Queen, you lot just watch out; my husband and I have long memories and a twisted taste for vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=^..^= Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 What do you expect ? Us serfs have to amuse ourselves somehow your majesty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnieK Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Oh, the petty back-biting starts already! When I am Queen, you lot just watch out; my husband and I have long memories and a twisted taste for vengeance. If you've seen his website and still want to marry him, then the twisted nature of your tastes were never in doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=^..^= Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 =^..^= doffs his cap to the happy royal couple (whilst surfing www.Guillotinesrus.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladys Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I have sent him the following e.mail (from my anonymous e.mail account). Reckon it'll work? "Praying the indulgence of Your Majesty Your bid to be recognised as King of Man has come to my attention. Do you have a Queen? Do you want one? What are the qualifications required? I am half Manx going back generations so should be in the frame, so to speak. I also do not need a work permit which should help in official engagements. Yours in anticipation. Gladys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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