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The IOM got a mention, again!

 

Yorkie Bars.

 

Have to say. Although I watched all of the last series, it wasn't quite as good as it should have been. Possibly er, stale?

 

 

This one though back on form as an entertainment programme. Lol'ed lots and lots.

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No I missed the pun there too (I was out of the room a bit so I'll go with that rather than admit to being thick).

 

It was ok last night, and a few mildly amusing bits but not exactly side splitting. I enjoy it though for the slapstick banter that it is.

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did I see what I thought I saw on sunday's episode, in James's bit about Finnish drivers, did I see a blue escort taking the jump at Abbeylands crossroads, all of about 1 second and if you blinked you missed it, but it was the only bit with white lines on tarmac ! (unfortunately the door stickers were too blurred to read on still frame)

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don't know why JC turned up on the News section wearing a Mandarin shirt

 

Every time they mention "Captain Slow" - 1 drink

Every time they say Hamster had his teeth whitened - 1 drink

Every time they show Top Gear Dog - 2 drinks

Every time clarkson says powwwwer!!! - 1 drink

Every time the Stig is up - 1 drink

Every time the Stig lifts on the follow through 2 drinks

Every time they do the Cool Wall - 1 drink

Every time they drink tea - 1 drink

Every time they have an F1 driver on - 2 drinks

Every time they have a woman on - 2 drinks

Every time they mention the Bugatti Veyron - finish your drink (equal to 1001 hp)

Every time someone says "Are you wearing that for a bet?" - 1 drink

Every time they say "next week" drain the drink.

Every time someone exclaims "Rubbish!" - 1 drink.

Every time Clarkson unexplicably stops talking for a few seconds..... and then finishes his sentence - 2 drinks.

Every time a host says "Oh Cock" - 1 drink

Each time a car is seen power-sliding - 1 drink

Each time they go green and do it in a serious manner - chug the whole bottle to make yourself too drunk for the green to register.

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