Silentbob Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 That's not me matey. No, you haven't got any mateys! It's you....... He does, it is just you that has imaginary friends....and multiple accounts. P.S You are still a twunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M 2.0 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 This thread is shaping up nicely I see, both sides primed and ready before anything has even happened! I might set up a popcorn stall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 He does, it is just you that has imaginary friends....and multiple accounts. P.S You are still a twunt. Righto Albert er, I mean Silentbob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Symphorophilia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Symphorophilia Never knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Symphorophilia Never knew that! Neither did I! Bit weird! Obviously Albert's kinkier sock puppet! Each to their own! Roflmao.............. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Busted. Indeed! You're a bit too obvious really!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 so, mr the bastard, would it be correct to assume people suffering from this condition would be naturally inclined to seek out positions which would enable them to live out their fantasies eg watch at the more dangerous spots? become a marshall ? are marshalls tested for this condition? if not why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 I think he's gone for a handjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Hey, PL, If I was going for a handjob, at least it wouldn't be to TT crash footage on Youtube, so I guess I hold a little of the moral highground here. TSE, I don't think they test marshalls for this kind of thing, because (1) it would be easier to buy a house on the course and masturbate furiously at the window until the Police got involved, or just to live a sad, lonely existence posting road accident stories on Manx Forums for vicarious sexual gratification (2) I imagine actually trying to cause road accidents whilst supervising the race is a bit conspicuous - running on to the course and trying to hit racers with a broom and a fire extinguisher whilst wobbly-legged in the throes of orgasm would generally be frowned upon by the marshaling fraternity (3) testing everyone with the name "Marshall" would be a lot more legally and logistically difficult than testing the race marshals (note the number of "L's" there). I can't see many Marshalls agreeing with that, I'm sure that Eminem might get a bit shirty if you pressed on with your plans, and probably write an angsty piece of pseudo-rap music implicating his mother and ex-wife in your decision to begin fetish testing for certain name patterns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Why would you when you've got goatse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Weird...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody2 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 must be getting close to the annual "i couldn't get a seat in a restaurant/ on the boat / plane/ yearly visit to the pub" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sick Moon Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Anyway, back on topic, best of luck to Conor for the coming campaign! The Honda's getting a bit long in the tooth now, but on his day he has to be good for a win surely? Love to see the local lad on the top step of a big bike race....... Conor looking ahead to T.T. after difficult North West 200 Illness and bad luck in Northern Ireland Manx racing star Conor Cummins says he's optimistic ahead of T.T. 2015 despite a lack of results at the North West 200. The Ramsey Rocket wasn't feeling well in Northern Ireland and a lack of good qualifying runs put him on the back-foot. He says despite all that, he is confident his Honda machinery is ready to tackle the Mountain Course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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