quilp Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestboy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. We already have an asshole tax - TOILET TAX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I have to say that I never gave smokers much attention when they were allowed to smoke everywhere, now that they are herded into little groups outside buildings they look extremely furtive and subnormal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. We already have an asshole tax - TOILET TAX. As well as assholes smoking with kids in the car we should extend it to all antisocial activities undertaken by assholes: * Wearing a tracksuit for any non sporting activity * Ugg Boots * Too much fake tan * Wearing a onesie in public * Men with earrings * Older men in leather jackets * Fat assed women wearing jogging pants * Visible tattoos * Fat slags showing off their muffin tops All £100 instant fine the minute you set foot out of the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. MLC's should have to forfeit 60% of their salary towards asshole tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What about kids smoking in cars when accompanied by parents? An old fridge is more than adequate to smoke a small child,no need to stink the car out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. We already have an asshole tax - TOILET TAX. As well as assholes smoking with kids in the car we should extend it to all antisocial activities undertaken by assholes: * Wearing a tracksuit for any non sporting activity * Ugg Boots * Too much fake tan * Wearing a onesie in public * Men with earrings * Older men in leather jackets * Fat assed women wearing jogging pants * Visible tattoos * Fat slags showing off their muffin tops All £100 instant fine the minute you set foot out of the door. You are so perfect...for setting on fire and toasting marshmallows around. Never in all my days have I ever found anyone as nasty, judgemental and bitter as you. Gawd you make my blood boil, fat girls are fat how does that make them slags? Most of the Ugg boots you're talking about came from Bolton market, tattoos & men wearing earrings are pretty standard these days, as a matter of interest my 100 year old 'friend' wears an earring (and he knows everything better than you) - shut up you horrible little twerp..ahhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 very well said bees.. though is it safe to assume u ok with fining people for too much fake tan, onesie wearing in public or having a leather jacket beyond a certain age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey boy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Perhaps the Government's high moral ground on smoking may seem more genuine if they stopped profiteering from it. Perhaps all the money they raise from tax on tobacco should be put towards helping people quit and educating people of the dangers of smoking instead of using it to subsidise the taxes of millionaire and pissing it away on overpriced capital projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanxfella Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. We already have an asshole tax - TOILET TAX. As well as assholes smoking with kids in the car we should extend it to all antisocial activities undertaken by assholes: * Wearing a tracksuit for any non sporting activity * Ugg Boots * Too much fake tan * Wearing a onesie in public * Men with earrings * Older men in leather jackets * Fat assed women wearing jogging pants * Visible tattoos * Fat slags showing off their muffin tops All £100 instant fine the minute you set foot out of the door. You are so perfect...for setting on fire and toasting marshmallows around. Never in all my days have I ever found anyone as nasty, judgemental and bitter as you. Gawd you make my blood boil, fat girls are fat how does that make them slags? Most of the Ugg boots you're talking about came from Bolton market, tattoos & men wearing earrings are pretty standard these days, as a matter of interest my 100 year old 'friend' wears an earring (and he knows everything better than you) - shut up you horrible little twerp..ahhhhh! It was 100% tongue in cheek, although now I'm intrigued as to which category you identified with to get so angry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'll put the petrol & marshmallows away... I have a pair of sheepskin boots, they're great, they're not Uggs (or fake Uggs) just plain old sheepskin boots and they keep my feet toasty warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill5 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 It's a tax on assholes. We should find much more ways of taxing people for being assholes. We have so many assholes over here we could raise millions. We already have an asshole tax - TOILET TAX. As well as assholes smoking with kids in the car we should extend it to all antisocial activities undertaken by assholes: * Wearing a tracksuit for any non sporting activity * Ugg Boots * Too much fake tan * Wearing a onesie in public * Men with earrings * Older men in leather jackets * Fat assed women wearing jogging pants * Visible tattoos * Fat slags showing off their muffin tops All £100 instant fine the minute you set foot out of the door. *You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loombucket Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Perhaps the Government's high moral ground on smoking may seem more genuine if they stopped profiteering from it. Perhaps all the money they raise from tax on tobacco should be put towards helping people quit and educating people of the dangers of smoking instead of using it to subsidise the taxes of millionaire and pissing it away on overpriced capital projects. Given the fact that the current Government have no right to be on the moral high ground in the first place .... Who exactly is going to enforce this anyway ? The Police ? I think not. Some Jobsworth maybe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoymouse Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Given the fact that the current Government have no right to be on the moral high ground in the first place .... Who exactly is going to enforce this anyway ? The Police ? I think not. Some Jobsworth maybe ? Well it hasn't stopped people smoking in commercial vehicles has it and that's been banned since 2008? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bees Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Or using mobile phones while driving, or being gay when that was against the law... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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