Mr. Sausages Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 APRIL FOOL - I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A CAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bees Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You're the fool, it's after 12! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTaxPayer Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 When I saw that post, I cod not believe it. I'll have to mullet over for a while. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You're the fool, it's after 12! How do you know the age of the cat he hasn't got? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zammo Maguire Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Damn I guess I'll just have to lash this cat I found in the bin then 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxb&b Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 APRIL FOOL - I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A CAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! Obviously if it's missing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Cruel reliance on animal lovers rush to help in your grief! Don't ask us to help find your wife when she finds out what a bastard you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 I won't. The police might though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Cruel reliance on animal lovers rush to help in your grief! Don't ask us to help find your wife when she finds out what a bastard you are. Or when she runs off with the fella who brings the cat back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zammo Maguire Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Or when she runs off with the fella who brings the cat back. *fishes cat out of bin* 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Wonderful Zammo. Mind you, you haven't seen his wife yet, so it could be hasty............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 i wouldnt bother. if she is a cat lover she is likely to be an overindulgent pain in the arse. id demand a ransom for the return of the cat, kill it anyway, then literally spunk the lot on a high class prostitute 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Lower your standards and she might get the money back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTaxPayer Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Mind you, you haven't seen his wife yet I have. She's a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one hung low Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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