Willastonjohn Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Due to a change of circumstances I'm looking for a change in career for the new year. Having worked in a position of high responsibility for the last 10 years I'm happy to look at anything. My key skills are: - Getting irrationally angry - Shouting at people - Bullying (as and when required) - Generally acting like a dick and throwing my weight around I thrive in toxic environments (mostly self created) and am not frightened of having a scrap with people whether justified or not. My key strength is a complete lack of introspection and self awareness which means I can operate entirely in a bubble from anyone in my immediate environment no matter how toxic, unpleasant, or generally unplatable the working environment may be. Whatever goes wrong rest assured it will be everyone's fault but mine. If you are interested in creating a hostile, unpleasant, and thoroughly unworkable environment for your business then I'm probably your man. (PS: I am happy to wear a sandwich board proclaiming the world is coming to an end and to shout at passing inanimate objects or birds). If you're interested I'd be happy to wrap my CV round a brick and throw it through your window. It will be your fault if anyone gets hurt. John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Have you considered a career in parking supervision? You'd get a clipboard and a fluorescent jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2bad Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Due to a change of circumstances I'm looking for a change in career for the new year. Having worked in a position of high responsibility for the last 10 years I'm happy to look at anything. My key skills are: - Getting irrationally angry - Shouting at people - Bullying (as and when required) - Generally acting like a dick and throwing my weight around I thrive in toxic environments (mostly self created) and am not frightened of having a scrap with people whether justified or not. My key strength is a complete lack of introspection and self awareness which means I can operate entirely in a bubble from anyone in my immediate environment no matter how toxic, unpleasant, or generally unplatable the working environment may be. Whatever goes wrong rest assured it will be everyone's fault but mine. If you are interested in creating a hostile, unpleasant, and thoroughly unworkable environment for your business then I'm probably your man. (PS: I am happy to wear a sandwich board proclaiming the world is coming to an end and to shout at passing inanimate objects or birds). If you're interested I'd be happy to wrap my CV round a brick and throw it through your window. It will be your fault if anyone gets hurt. John. Are you also quite obese? If so give Bus Vannin a shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2112 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Due to a change of circumstances I'm looking for a change in career for the new year. Having worked in a position of high responsibility for the last 10 years I'm happy to look at anything. My key skills are: - Getting irrationally angry - Shouting at people - Bullying (as and when required) - Generally acting like a dick and throwing my weight around I thrive in toxic environments (mostly self created) and am not frightened of having a scrap with people whether justified or not. My key strength is a complete lack of introspection and self awareness which means I can operate entirely in a bubble from anyone in my immediate environment no matter how toxic, unpleasant, or generally unplatable the working environment may be. Whatever goes wrong rest assured it will be everyone's fault but mine. If you are interested in creating a hostile, unpleasant, and thoroughly unworkable environment for your business then I'm probably your man. (PS: I am happy to wear a sandwich board proclaiming the world is coming to an end and to shout at passing inanimate objects or birds). If you're interested I'd be happy to wrap my CV round a brick and throw it through your window. It will be your fault if anyone gets hurt. John. You could wait 5 years and stand for election as an MHK, representing Douglas North, you sound as though you have all the pre-requisite skills to be an MHK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 It's a wonder you've not been inundated with calls from government HR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Careful now, the big crybaby will accuse you of bullying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 There may be a vacancy coming up soon in the good old USA. Donald Trump will be looking for somebody to head up his "Migration Dept." forcing out all the non - white, non - straight people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llap Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notwell Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Have you considered a career in parking supervision? You'd get a clipboard and a fluorescent jacket That's the job for me when I'm done in this line of work. Tickets pre written out so they can be filled in quickly. No salary, purely price work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willastonjohn Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Have you considered a career in parking supervision? You'd get a clipboard and a fluorescent jacket Thanks Declan. That's exactly the sort of thing I'm looking for. I could be a right bastard in that sort of job and the option of wearing a fluorescent jacket would be nice as I think they suit me. Does G4S do them in XL? Those parking supervisors hats are very official looking too and I could certainly boss a lot of people about and generally be a right twat with one of them hats on. There's no better way to create a completely toxic environment than to start haranguing members of the public with £60 fines. I'd love to see the look on their stupid faces as I shout at them for being dicks and make old ladies cry. Do you know what the pension is like? I'm not really into putting too much in as that's for mugs isn't it? I've got a good six months payoff to spend yet so I'm not looking for anything this side of Christmas but if you think of anything else please PM me. Cheers John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forestboy Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Have you considered a career in parking supervision? You'd get a clipboard and a fluorescent jacket Thanks Declan. That's exactly the sort of thing I'm looking for. I could be a right bastard in that sort of job and the option of wearing a fluorescent jacket would be nice as I think they suit me. Does G4S do them in XL? Those parking supervisors hats are very official looking too and I could certainly boss a lot of people about and generally be a right twat with one of them hats on. There's no better way to create a completely toxic environment than to start haranguing members of the public with £60 fines. I'd love to see the look on their stupid faces as I shout at them for being dicks and make old ladies cry. Do you know what the pension is like? I'm not really into putting too much in as that's for mugs isn't it? I've got a good six months payoff to spend yet so I'm not looking for anything this side of Christmas but if you think of anything else please PM me. Cheers John Sure you are well qualified for airport bobby job harassing any motorist that dares to pull up in front of the buidling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Jeez I'm tired this evening, got to post #6 before I worled it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llap Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Is John from Willaston? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 John Barnes is from Jamaica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llap Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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