Declan Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 As if a Duck can be MHK! Ridiculous! As an MLC though. Maybe we should start a petition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I would like to know some off your background. Are you an Organic duck ? Or were you brought up in one off those terrible places run by the Orphaned Ducks Battery Society ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 What are your views on same Duck marriages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 There are a lot of Quayles on the Island. Are you willing to tolerate them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Paul - Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 Thank you for your questions I'm afraid that I'm an inorganic duck as I am made of plastic. However this will not stop me, if elected, from representing all organic and inorganic things equally as I firmly believe in equality for all. As regards same Duck marriages, I understand that some people may have reservations. However this will not stop me, if elected, from representing organic and inorganic things all gay and straight ducks equally as I firmly believe in equality for all. As regards the many Quayles on the Island, I will not fail to engage them fully and if elected, I will not shirk from from representing all gay and straight ducks organic and inorganic things Quayles and Non Quayles equally as I firmly believe in equality for all. I am sorry I could not answer your questions earlier but due to the UK election, I have been up all night worrying about things. Here is a picture of me in Douglas reading a posh newspaper and looking worried about things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Vote Seagull We've been shitting on Douglas for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Paul - Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 Whilst I welcome open and honest political dailogue with my fellow birds, I must point out that I live in Douglas East and am not transitory unlike many of my fellow feathered friends. In addition if elected, I promise to always pick up my own poo and dispose of it in the bin! And here's the same picture of me in Douglas showing that I live here and fully support local shops and businesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Not wanting to pee on your parade, but wasn't this you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Lunaire Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Yeah, out in Thailand with all the other peiderphiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeky boy Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Not wanting to pee on your parade, but wasn't this you? Hands up those who remember what this was about Here's a clue, the duck concerned lost his place in the feathered nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localyokel Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Hello A lot of you may have seen me ( amongst many other charitable ducks at Laxey recently ) However I do so want to be an MHK so I'm standing for election in Douglas or anywhere I can. Here's a picture of me in Douglas! If elected, I promise that old buildings will be preserved as I know this is an issue of concern to you. I think that your campaign is as Donald Duck'd as Woodfords is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I just knew that Duck had a hidden agenda....He needs to get into the House of Keys because he's got nowhere else to go. MPs' expenses: Sir Peter Viggers in duck house mystery Mystery surrounds the whereabouts of Sir Peter Viggers’s £1,645 duck house after aerial photographs revealed it is no longer in its pond The “Stockholm” duck house covered an area of 32sq ft and was positioned on top of a floating island. It was designed for them to seek shelter from foxes and the cold. Sir Peter bought the duck house on May 22, 2006 and had it installed in the grounds of his constituency home. For two years the ducks enjoyed the comfort of their pavilion. But after Sir Peter sold his own house on Aug 1, 2008 for £800,000, they appear to have been left out in the cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Paul - Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 Apologies again for not answering your questions. I have been getting instructions from Duck Central Command sat on my arse doing nothing out and about canvasing hard amongst the electorate for the past few days. I can categorically deny any misdeeds in lands afar and also confirm that I have not received any grace and favour accommodation from any rich parties at all. Here is a picture of me sunning myself on Laxey seafront busily driving around Douglas East as part of my election campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celt Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I understand that some people may have reservations. Could you give the location of the Hotel please. I know of a Canada Goose flying in to spend a winter break and needs somewhere to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Paul - Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 As I am totally impartial and not connected to any organisation whatsoever, I cannot recommend any hotel. However you might like to buy a luxury new build apartment contact the tourist board for a list of brand new luxury apartments in superb locations suitable accommodation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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