Gladys Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I raise the fecking kids on those heely things in Tesco, on a Saturday with their parents but no apparent means of control. When my children were younger they had the heely things, but would I take them shopping? No way. It is like take your kids shopping with invisible skateboards. I have reached the age when I think a deftly placed foot, and then senile dementia is the only answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On The Bus Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 If government is bending over backwards to accommodate more lycra-wearing cunts on the roads, why not skateboards too? They're just as much a form if transport as a bicycle - and a lot cooler/less gimpish too! Case in point Neil D rides a push bike, not a skateboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Looks like the wheels On The Bus have come off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bobbie Bobster said: Looks like the wheels On The Bus have come off You have to give him some leeway Bobbie, he's not old enough to be using an adult forum and just wants to hang out with the grown ups. Maybe his teacher can point out the error of his ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIchard Britten Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 "Invasion"...has any of them demanded we take them to our leaders yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoTail Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Just now, RIchard Britten said: "Invasion"...has any of them demanded we take them to our leaders yet? Surely the last thing you would want is to taken to see our leader.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On The Bus Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 51 minutes ago, Neil Down said: You have to give him some leeway Bobbie, he's not old enough to be using an adult forum and just wants to hang out with the grown ups. Maybe his teacher can point out the error of his ways. How did you become so obsessed with riding a child's toy on the roads? Was it when people told you to go and play in the traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Down Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, NoTail said: Surely the last thing you would want is to taken to see our leader.. Although it would be comedy gold seeing him on a skateboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Gladys said: I raise the fecking kids on those heely things in Tesco, on a Saturday with their parents but no apparent means of control. When my children were younger they had the heely things, but would I take them shopping? No way. It is like take your kids shopping with invisible skateboards. I have reached the age when I think a deftly placed foot, and then senile dementia is the only answer. Frankly I would love a set of the adult heely things when travelling through airports. Imagine how much fun/quicker it would be to get to your gate on those beautifully smooth floors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Onchan Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, The Phantom said: Frankly I would love a set of the adult heely things when travelling through airports. Imagine how much fun/quicker it would be to get to your gate on those beautifully smooth floors.... With a 23kg suitcase? I'd like to see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, On The Bus said: snark Wouldn't it be so much nicer if we all just got along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Phantom Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, Andy Onchan said: With a 23kg suitcase? I'd like to see that Also with wheels on? Like a trailer or a train? Yeah, sounds completely impossible. Can't say I've ever had to drag a 23kg case to a gate either. Pretty understanding airline you fly with if that's your carry-on allowance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Mexico Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Bobbie Bobster said: Looks like the wheels On The Bus have come off I think you'll find that, like most trolling, the wheels On The Bus just go round and round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbie Bobster Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Roger Mexico said: I think you'll find that, like most trolling, the wheels On The Bus just go round and round. It was a comment on quality rather than basic intent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopek Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 On 7/4/2019 at 12:31 AM, Gladys said: I raise the fecking kids on those heely things in Tesco, on a Saturday with their parents but no apparent means of control. When my children were younger they had the heely things, but would I take them shopping? No way. It is like take your kids shopping with invisible skateboards. I have reached the age when I think a deftly placed foot, and then senile dementia is the only answer. Yeah, I couldn't get grip of those heely things either Gladys. Ended up on my back under the trolley a few times? It gets more embarrassing as one gets older as people put it down to senility. Just a balance thing really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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